We Were So Wrong About Which Of The Two Broken Soulmate Bonds Were Going To Be Normal About Being Divorced,

we were so wrong about which of the two broken soulmate bonds were going to be normal about being divorced, and in hindsight. how did we not realize. both cleo and martyn, while both vindictive in their own rights, also both want to survive and win. scott, however, is petty and dramatic and has already won once anyway, and pearl is just completely insane. we should have seen this coming. should have realized cleo and martyn would just snipe at each other while also giving each other the bare minimum help needed to survive, while meanwhile scott starts the day by going “we should axe crit each other to hurt our soulmates” and pearl is in his walls. incredible. show-stopping. hilarious. how did we get this so wrong

based on the first episode my ideal finale would be between Martyn + Cleo and Scott + Pearl left. imagine the drama. the potential for betrayal. please let this happen

im convinced theres some evil guardian angel that watches over joel but ONLY when he's on his red life. he dies so easily and so fast when he's green or yellow but then as soon as he goes red he becomes comically unkillable. he and etho were down to HALF A HEART ON RED LIVES while joel was fighting a skeleton and moments away from permadying but they lived, yet they died to a fucking fishing rod trick 10 minutes before. not to mention joel surviving for 7 sessions on red in last life after losing 3 lives in session 2. its gotta be divine intervention at this point there's just no way

i love you rain, i love you cold air, i love you sound of raindrops hitting the rooftops, i love you cloudy skies

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