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The cheese goblin has returned and it HUNGERS

Happy New Year

Merry Christmas

Imagine snatching someone's weave so hard, their ears fall off

Is this Blue Eyes White Dragon?

Sorry I don't know Magic the Gathering

Stop legging my leg

*aggressively harmonicas*

Mmm car waterᵀᴹ, made from fresh cars

Actors are just professional pretenders

It's not wrong to like something about you, or feel confident about a talent of yours.

Learn to like yourself, cause hey, you're pretty cool.

All gloves are grape flavored

You know what boils my beans

I can make better apple juice from oranges

Someone sprayed pepper spray in my school and now the whole school smells like the spicy chemical

Why does no one like the gay carrot

it's so sad that you didn't die from punching a car

*Speaks in Japan language*

I did my research and apparently the sewer rats were chihuahuas

I saw someone walking 5 NYC sewer rats on a leash

I saw someone walking 5 NYC sewer rats on a leash

So where I live they are building an old person apartment right next to the Cemetery.

The numbing juice tastes bad

Yeetus Satan's gonna see it

My cat just ate my fucking beans.

I leave the room for two God dam seconds and there is an uprooted bean stak on the ground and he is hunched over it like smeagol saying my precious

I don't want to watch 40 fucking ads about Tide.

I just want to watch someone make a gun that punches people