This Sounds Like Something I Would Do

this sounds like something i would do

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

"is this too cliche?" who cares? bro, write what you have fun writing. stuff your manuscript full of your favourite tropes. the same themes you love. all inspired by things you grew up with. do it all. go off. load. it. up. be freeeee

trans people should be paid $500 each time they have to come out to someone new. $5000 if its a family member

this reminds me of the prologue to Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812

Crowley: What are your adjectives?  Aziraphale: …You mean my pronouns?  Crowley: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?  Aziraphale: …I dunno. What are yours?  Crowley: Noisy and chaotic!  Aziraphale: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

#old married couple [insp.]

the word "us" is ineffable partners coded actually