: Everyone Shut The Fucking Up Seokjin Is On The Phone

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : everyone shut the fucking up seokjin is on the phone

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 , 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲 : hey

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 : baby come back to bed !

𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶 : joon where did you hide my vodka

𝗧𝗮𝗲𝗵𝘆𝘂𝗻𝗴 : *screams*

𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻 : JUNGKOOK PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON

𝗦𝗲𝗼𝗸𝗝𝗶𝗻 , 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲 : WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING !!?

Dichotomy

Author: @kpopfanfictrash , as part of the Bound series with @underthejoon 

Creative Content Contributor: @m00nk1ld FOR THIS FREAKING AMAZING MOODBOARD. I actually yelled out loud, the first time I laid eyes. 

Rating: 18 + (explicit sex, road head, denied orgasm, dirty talk, hate sex) 

Word Count: 14,566

Summary:  You hate him. He hates you. It’s a fine line though, isn’t it  – between love and hate? (Arranged Marriage!AU)

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𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : I brought you a nice hot cup of tea!

𝗦𝗲𝗼𝗸𝗝𝗶𝗻 : its cold

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : a nice cup of tea

𝗦𝗲𝗼𝗸𝗝𝗶𝗻 : its disgusting

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : a cup of tea

𝗦𝗲𝗼𝗸𝗝𝗶𝗻 : is this even tea ?

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : a cup

𝗦𝗲𝗼𝗸𝗝𝗶𝗻 : this is a bowl

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : a

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 : try not to break anything

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : when have i ever broken anything

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 :

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : well , mean this week

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 :

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : today ..

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 :

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : since breakfast