Sardonic Humor Is My Way Of Relating To The World

Sardonic humor is my way of relating to the world

Jughead Jones 

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Spend The Night (Part 1)

Request: Could you do a Dean x Reader where they’re both in the same class at uni and they really hate each other? They make a bet one day that she can do better than him on a test and if she wins he has to do what she says for a week and if he wins she has to kiss him everyday for a week. She doesn’t like what he’s asking for but doesn’t think she’ll lose so she accepts. She loses, and when Dean tries to kiss her she dodges him. Later that day he gets her alone and ends up pinning her against a wall and tries to kiss her. He stops though because she’s shaking and crying because she’s scared of him. He apologizes and she tells him that she got scared because she was assaulted back in high school. He spends all night listening and comforting her and by the end they’re friends? Maybe a future relationship?

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Pairing: student!Dean x reader

Word Count: 2,700ish

Warnings: language, mentions of prior assault

A/N: More anyone?…

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Restless, Part Two

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Summary: You arrive at your motel but it’s a big weekend and there is only one room with two beds and no couch. All the extra cots are taken and you have to make due. Word Count: 2191 Characters: Reader/(y/n), Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester Pairings: Reader x Dean Warnings: brief mention of medical stuff (no gore, just neurological), fingering, smut, some fluff A/N: My RLS never really became a true issue until I began sharing a bed with my now fiance. I am not a super deep sleeper unless I am alone or unless I know that the animals in the house are being watched. So when I began to share a bed with him, I was very aware of just how much I moved, even on medication. It changed my whole routine and how I deal with my RLS symptoms. I couldn’t just flail and let my limbs move as they wanted. I had to get up and pace and adjust my meds because before that I wasn’t aware of just how bad it was. Sharing a bed with him opened my eyes a lot. But still. It was hard adjusting to having another body in my bed and not being able to just take up the whole bed lol

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You groan in frustration, as you throw your bag on one of the beds. Dean picks up your bag and puts it next to his on the bed next to the door. You look at him like he’s grown two heads.

“What? I figured you’d bunk with me tonight, Sam the next, and back and forth. Or whatever after that so you got a feel for who is a better bed mate.”

You tilt your head and look at him with a concerned look on your face. You know he was a light sleeper and you were worried about keeping him awake if your RLS acted up. Which is would since you weren’t use to sleeping in the bed with someone. You told him as much.

“Well, if you wake me up, I can just rub your legs or we can talk. Whatever. I know this shit is hard on you. I promise I won’t think less of you if I wake up with a few new bruises.” He grins wide and you smack his arm.

All day was spent gathering information about the location of the house the vampires were squatting in. It was a tourist stop, which was why so many people were being taken. So it behooved any hunter to be very careful in their approach. The security was something to get around but you all figured out that if you posed as tourists you could get in the door. It worked out so the three of you gathered as much information as you could and went back to the motel so you could rest and relax. The next day was a day off for the tours so you had all day to just do nothing. The boys wanted to sneak back in with another tour group so it would be easier to get in the door. The less breaking the law you did, the better.

It was getting late so you started your evening routine. First, removing your makeup then brushing your hair and taking a shower. You shaved while you were in there. Rub lotion onto your skin. Massage your legs as best you can. Brush your teeth. Take your meds. Lay in bed and wait for the meds to kick in and put on your favorite 8track playlist. You knew tonight was going to be a two dose night when you hadn’t even fallen asleep and your legs start to move. You take another dose and try and settle in.

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