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Fun Fact!: One of the first examples of honkwiching in a hollywood movie was in the 1973 Martin Scorsese movie Goncharov. This was an, at the time, rare demonstration of musician culture, which some movies still lack today!
Disposing of the evidence
You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine
*covers myself in goose fat and climbs into the swimming pool* ‘sup
There is no more intimate a friendship than with a stranger on the internet that you just met, will never meet again, and says Mep a lot
It’s moments like this that I hate having a conscious memory
i think about these signs i saw at a flea market at least once a month
So... I made Obama slighty more cursed
I would die
You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?
Reblog with who you get stuck with~
...i DO NOT remember making or posting this
Suleiman but short
Henry the Eighth(stylized)
Winston Churchill doing a power stance
And finally,Mr Potato Head(Creative Liberty’s Taken)
I know this is different from what I normally post on this blog but I implore that you read this article: http://www.lukeclements.co.uk/its-definitely-not-autism-its/
Rust take with a side of brock of lee and mushy potoooooooos
That Libra advice would have been helpful a few months ago when I broke my knee.
Normal Horoscope:
Aries: You are responsible for a tiny piece of the world. Treat it with the kindness you expect of yourself.
Taurus: Relax your shoulders and breathe, dipshit.
Gemini: The stars and I know its scary, but you have to lend yourself the time to not worry. One life ending nuisance at a time.
Cancer: Concern yourself with better things and the pinions that keep you here will slowly rust away.
Leo: Where do you end? How far can your voice travel? Do you know where your borders are? Or do you slowly lose force, like a gravitational field?
Virgo: Habits cannot be broken, they can only be replaced. Addict yourself to more gentle things.
Libra: All endeavors must be self centered in some way or another. Be sure that you are centered on the right parts of yourself. Knees are weak.
Scorpio: The world shapes us in odd ways. We break our toes constantly without noticing.
Ophiuchus: Its a marathon not a sprint. Its not a deathmatch either. Put down the sword.
Sagittarius: Familiar comforts can and will be shed in due time. No need to hurry the process along unduly.
Capricorn: And what, pray tell, is your best interest? Only you can know.
Aquarius: The things that beckon the long dark will have their turn. You have minecraft to play.
Pisces: A sincere apology is a rare thing. Don’t make it worse by adding humiliation into the mix.
Does urinating on someone count as sexual assault? ;)
*melanin
Melatonin is part of the sleep process, whereas melanin is skin pigment.
White people were a mistake
STRICTLY SPEAKING I THINK THEY ARE A MUTATION
Nothing to lose and a new bone to gain!
every person who reblogs this will grow a new bone. Ha ha have fun!
Edward Elric
You're intelligent and funny. Dont sell yourself short
did you just call me short
The cha cha slide but with masturbation
My personal view on magic is if it works for you, it might as well be real. If it doesn’t, well that’s that then!
Hello, Caretaker! I was wanting to know, a lot of your posts read as statements of fact, so I was wondering if you could tell me if amy of your magic(k) posts are fictional before I start trying to use them as actual teachings! Thank you for your time, here is an apple 🍎.
I WOULD HESITATE TO CALL IT “FACT“ BECAUSE ITS MAGIC BUT MOST OF THE STUFF I SAY ABOUT MAGIC IS EXHAUSTIVELY RESEARCHED
Honestly, Scorpio is scarily accurate
The Signs and What:
Aries: Something plastic, on the outside at least. Something that can rearrange itself ever shifting body parts into a thousand imperfect forms.
Taurus: Something that wants out. Something fighting to get out. Something that hungers for Latin jazz, and blood.
Gemini: Something with legs like saplings. The forest seems to change every time you turn around.
Cancer: Something ridden with seeds, its touch is a plague of blossoms.
Leo: Something that is a reflection of what it once was. Curiosity assuming a new and curious form. If only it had known.
Virgo: Something that acts as a metronome to hordes of jiangshi.
Libra: A mistake that believes itself more perfect than anything else. Twisted eyes see a twisted world. Twisted arms drag it along imperfect ground.
Scorpio: Something scared and hungry. Something that is so so sorry.
Ophiuchus: Something that plants trees over the bodies. Something that completes the cycle.
Sagittarius: Something covered in the brambles that killed it. Roots and blood intertwined, feeding from sun and stomach alike.
Capricorn: What looks like a german shepard made completely of human hands and smoke.
Aquarius: Something that can almost but not quite copy you. It has trouble with anatomy and scale.
Pisces: Something that remembers being human under all the wings and blood and chitin.
No that’s gander, gender is the name of the robot from Futurama
no that’s gengar. gender is a game of skill that involves balancing wooden blocks
No that’s gander, gender is the name of the robot from Futurama
no that’s gengar. gender is a game of skill that involves balancing wooden blocks
Donald Trump spreads marmalade whereever he walks,just like a SLUG!
Probably my first girlfriend
wait. if you're mannimarco. and i'm mannimarco... then who's achieving apotheosis and turning into a moon?!
HIM
That’s Rough Buddy
“aw that sucks :(”
— me as a professional therapist (via done)