Remembering The Time I Ate An Entire Loaf Of Pumpkin Bread And My Mom Got So Enraged She Called Me Alittle

remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”

will the heterosexuals receive your blessings of Fruit as well?

You Get Nothing

i'm so proud of you for making it through all these spike traps so far! why not unwind for a while with this fishing minigame?

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I don’t care if anyone else made an audio YTP of this legendary post before me

Since I've never touched a baby bird but I've been curious: what does it feel like to touch the starling? Are they heavy or light? How do those quills feel? The weird fuzz and paper thin leathery skin? (Sorry if this comes across as weird, but I've been wondering pretty much my whole life)

The flesh of the animal is hotter than what you are used to, hotter than a human child or a young dog. The small body is dense to begin with, the adult bird will feel lighter than the offspring, though this may be merely an illusion of size. The skin is tissue thin, wrinkled, and moves under your fingers easily: this body is ready to expand at a seemingly unnatural pace. The pins come out at great bother to the animal, the feeling is similar to cat claws without the razor sharp tips. The feathers break out well formed, reducing the pin sheathes to dust. The thin, long, legs are not strong enough to support the body weight, the mouth is damp and lined with soft downwards facing "teeth" to encourage food down. Every day that passes the eyes look at you with more recognition, more judgement, more knowing.