People Are LikeOh, Ha Ha, I Have A Spaghetti Due At 6pm About Culinary Students When Its Really LikeOh

People are like “Oh, ha ha, I have a spaghetti due at 6pm” about culinary students when it’s really like “Oh fuck, someone left a gd knife in the sink and now my hand won’t stop bleeding” and “i have no eyebrows after trying to deglaze the pan with wine”

shoutout to the hotties with chronic pain and fatigue 💖💞💝💘💕💗

I kinda wish I’d attended CIA. ICE is cool and all and I love my new class, but I feel like the accelerated program is detrimental. On the flip side, we get into the work force faster, so we’re less dumb where reality of cooking as a business is concerned.

where! has! my! passion! gone! I had it abundantly when I was a child, and I must have dropped it along the way, but I cannot figure where!

A thousand nights over and over again. A thousand nights over and over. Please let us be together for that long.

THIRTY NINE (2022)