Also Important For Twisted Wonderland Players!

Also important for Twisted Wonderland players!

What I need Obey Me! players to remember: the entire playerbase is not comprised of cis girls who use she/her pronouns. The devs understood this and thus, canonically, mc uses they/them pronouns. Please do not default to she/her for mc unless you're specifically talking about you or your mc.

Hey! If you’re interested, I’d love it if you read my first fic on AO3! Thanks so much if you decide to read it!

The Sri Lankan Government has now decided to use their bootlickers to attack and destroy the GotaGoGama camps

I’m genuinely shaking with anger, these motherfuckers the Rajapakshas have drained the country out its money, drained the patience of the country’s people and after the protestors were peacefully protesting for the resignation of the president and prime minister now have summoned the pro government supporters and completely destroyed the protest site, injuring about 9 people and counting

I have no fucking words at all, please please spread the word around. This is happening as I am writing this post. All the people want is just for the resignation of this evil greedy family but they decided they’d rather cling to their thrones and send their animals instead

Wait so I realized something a little while ago, during all the craziness at STYX, where the hell is Crowley??? Like, didn’t he get taken too?? Man’s too sus for his own good damn

Obey Me Asmodeus Reacts to Helluva Boss Asmodeus

And just episode 7 part 1 in general

Ever since you showed him and his brothers this new show, “Helluva Boss,” Asmodeus has been fascinated.

He was rightfully psyched when the new episode came out!

Even more so when he found out that Ozzie was meant to be short for Asmodeus!

Asmo couldn’t wait to see how he was going to be portrayed in the show! Was he going to look more cute? More sexy? Perhaps more on the powerful side?

He thoroughly enjoyed the beginning part of the episode, especially when Stolas showed up (I hc that Stolas is his fave character)

Once Fizzarolli made his appearance, Asmo couldn’t help but be impressed all over again. He respects the sheer amount of training Alex needed to go through in order to get his voice to do that.

Aww, Moxxie’s song is adorable! Though, he definitely would have cringed as well if this played at one of his clubs. It’s cute, hon, but you are killing the vibe a little.

Oh? Is his portrayal coming on now? What’s he-

You singing love songs in my lustful lounge?

OH??!!!!

What’d you expect from a proprietor like us?

Who is this man who is he who is he who is the man who voices him Asmo needs to know NOW!

Asmo is already down bad for that voice. Once he processed there was a whole character to go along with it he was even more impressed.

Asmo loved his Helluva Boss self! Even though he doesn’t look all that human, he still retained the sexy aura that he feels all Asmodeuses should embody.

He was adoring the drama right now! He was bopping to the song all while swooning over that man’s voice. Also cheered when Verosica’s part came on.

Who’s that at the table? Is your date a demon prince? Stolas is that you?!

Are you sleeping with an imp?!!

Ooh!

THE DRAMA!! Oh he lives for the drama!

You sold your life for a thrust~! Now that’s the spirit of lust~!

Ok he loves this portrayal of him so much.

He’s glad Moxxie got the last laugh this episode, but he just could not get over the sheer drama and sexiness of that song!!

After the episode is over, Asmo immediately runs to his room and looks up fanart, and also to put that song on his Deviltube playlist.

Sorry for the long post, but I’ve been wanting to write this for a long time.

Rating the GG Strive Cast based on How They would Give Hugs

Sol Badguy

Would literally never hug you. Ever. But if he did, they would be very warm and pleasant… 0/10.

Ky Kiske

His hugs would be very light and cordial, especially if you aren’t family. Even though it wouldn’t be from the heart, it would still be nice, I think. 5/10.

May

Like being hugged by a younger cousin you haven’t seen in a while. Tight, energetic and affectionate, yet slightly distant. 8/10.

Axl Low

Would hug you like a best friend. Like one of those hand-clasp-to-one-armed-hug type of things. Overall light-hearted and very pleasant. 9/10.

Chipp Zanuff

Despite being the president of his own country, I think he would give nice, warm hugs. Even if you were a stranger, I think he would put a lot of heart into it. 10/10.

Potemkin

GIGANTIC BEAR HUGS- Even though those arms were made for crushing, he definitely has enough control over his strength to give good hugs, though they may still be a bit too tight. 7/10.

Faust

Like hugging an extremely tall, wrinkly old man. Not nice at all, unfortunately. If this was his XRD iteration, it would definitely be much more pleasant. 2/10.

Millia Rage

I feel like she would try to make it nice, but the hug would still feel a bit awkward. Even with her heart out into it, it would feel like she’s trying to remember how to hug. 4/10.

Zato-1

The undisputed king of awkward hugs- if he would even give them. Might indulge you if you ask for one, but it would be just like Millia except worse. Legit does not remember how to hug. 2/10.

Ramlethal Valentine

Thanks to Sin, she actually does know how to hug, but the movements are very mechanical. Almost as awkward of an experience as Millia, but she’s trying. 5/10.

Leo Whitefang

Would be very hesitant to hug anyone, but if he were, he would just do one of those awkward one-armed hugs, perhaps with a back pat or two. 3/10.

Nagoriyuki

Scared to hug anyone due to his nature, but would never admit it, therefore he would not hug you and he can definitely avoid it. 0/10.

Giovanna

She would give you a nice warm hug if you really needed it, but otherwise would settle for quick one-armed hug. 5/10.

Anji Mito

Definitely gives nice, tight hugs with a lot of heart put into them. I think they would be warm and he wouldn’t squeeze too tight. 10/10.

I-No

Would literally never hug you part 2. Not because she’s a bitch or anything, but because she’s just not a hugger. Would probs settle for a hair-ruffle instead. 1/10.

Goldlewis Dickinson

Would be like hugging your uncle. A quick, but tight hug followed by a hearty back-pat. Hopefully the alien won’t try to join in. 8/10.

Jack-O’ Valentine

Just gives you a simple, affectionate hug. Her little minions would most likely join in as well. Overall would be a super cute and sweet experience. 10/10.

Happy Chaos

Very chaotic hugs (obviously). I think he somehow still kinda knows how to hug after all these years, but that’s just me. Also picks you up and spins you around and definitely squeezes too tight. 6/10.

Baiken

Unless you are Delilah, she would never hug you. I suggest trying again if you somehow become a vengeful kindred spirit. 0/10.

Testament

Their hugs would be light, simple and sweet with a good bit of heart. They would be so happy that someone would ask them for a hug that they would certainly indulge you. 10/10.

Bridget

She hugs you like a little sister. Quickly wrapping her arms around your chest or torso and giving a quick but tight squeeze before heading off on another job. Roger also pounces on you from behind for double the fluff. 10/10.