Really Stupid Things

really stupid things

here comes the boy

yk what time it is

help i have too many cups

this sounds very interesting

Why does my wonderful brain scream at me "I NEED TO KNOW MORE"

What's your thoughts on how kasper got the virus in the first place? :3

I know TECHNICALLY he got it from the couch but i like to ignore everything because im cool like that

Had a lot to say

anyway, i think he brought home an infected model (doesn’t necessarily matter what) and it kinda just leaked into his “universe” so to speak since the elevator is like. Interdimensional.

later after he has the infected item, it spreads to various other objects but its not visible to the naked eye. It just looks like normal items

Anyway hes like skateboaridng or something and he FUCKS UP a trick because he SUCKS and eats shit and dies, scraping up his arm on an infected item which essentially introduced the virus/parasite to his blood stream etc etc

i think the way this virus/parasite however you wanna call it works is that it travels between inanimate objects very easily. in real life some type of viruses/parasites seeks out specific hosts, it can infect other things But it doesnt work too well

In kaspers case living things are not really supposed to be infected with it

So kasper gets infected with it, a mix of he doesnt take care of himself and just sheer bad luck

and instead of the infection being chill and unnoticed it messes him up pretty bad, i.e making him GROSS and forget his name and presenting itself as an actual sickness type thing, hes practically like a zombie, like infected is weird gross kinda stupid refuses help and his life SUCKS because of the virus but donttell him that he’ll shut it down

I got a whole lotta head canons on how it works for him, but yea its not too good his life lowkey sucks™ but the infection kinda makes him really stupid/neglectful so he doesnt notice it or is convinced its fine hence the not gettinng any help ever

God i hate this guy

But yea the infection, when going through inanimate objects, is actually super unnoticeable IMO, like you wouldnt even know something is infected with it. Kinda like infested stone in minecraft, it looks normal but it is full of THINGS ewww!!!

But when it infected kasper it kinda went apeshit, which is why i think he keeps infecting things around him, kinda like a mutated variant of the normal thing

Idk im trying to apply real viral bacteria behaviors to a thhing that is literally just a gmod error i just pull from whatever i know on this kinda stuff

Hey guys here’s some dumb shit I’ve been scared to share

I KNOW I'M OUT OF MY FNAF PHASE BUT *loud gasp*

What started as a joke with @kittyacelia about making FNAF animatronics ACTUALLY kid-friendly, ended up snowballing into an exercise in character design and world-building.

We call them Nanny Animatronics (since "Toy" and "Plush" have already been taken). They're far softer with pastel palettes, rubber teeth with plush exteriors to avoid accidentally hurting children! They're all housed under a pizzaplex type building that functions Entirely as a daycare.

I'll add extra notes about them individually under a readmore!

Nanny Freddy is the one kids go to for advice and generic help. He's super comforting, makes his rounds across the daycare saying hello to everyone. He gives GREAT bearhugs and specializes in calming down tantrums or panic attacks.

Nanny Chica loves playing house with children! She teaches general safety, like how to properly interact with stoves or electrical outlets. She's also equipped with a database of every kid's food allergies, and makes sure nobody eats anything they're not supposed to! Her cupcake (unpictured) is named Sugar and is basically just a fully sentient stress ball toy that loves to be thrown and fidgeted with.

Nanny Bonnie is the music teacher, and loves to help kids stay in touch with their louder and excitable sides. He loves to listen to kids talk about whatever they may be interested in, and has a learning database equipped with trivia to hold conversations with kids about any topic. He's the one children infodump to!

Nanny Foxy is the smallest of the bunch, and he loves to run around with the kids! He will play pretend with children, and is even equipped with the ability to detect injury and proper First Aid knowledge to help if a kid trips and hurts themselves while playing.

Nanny Monty is the art teacher, and teaches kids to use their hands for good (like creating art!) instead of bad (hitting, pulling, or smacking). He's very good at breaking up fights and helping kids deal with anger in a reasonable way.

Nanny Roxy loves to play dress-up with kids, but her main objective is to be there for kids, and recognize self-esteem issues. She's ready to pep-talk children at a moment's notice. Everyone is a winner in Roxanne's eyes, after all!

The Mediocre Melody animatronics are all localized on a stage in the daycare, and take turns putting on different types of shows for the kids. Nanny Mr. Hippo loves telling stories for kids, even stepping in to tell naptime stories for the younger kids. Whereas Nanny Orville does small magic shows, along with his assistants Bonbon and Bonnet! The other Mediocre Melodies (Happy Frog, Nedbear, and Pigpatch) are present, but undesigned. When they aren't doing their shows, they act as an extra set of hands for the others.

Nanny Springtrap (modeled ONLY in design after a horror show attraction) is activated during October for Halloween events, and teaches kids that there's no reason to be afraid of monsters. He also advocates for safety around strangers, and that it's okay to always tell an adult if you see something scary. He (along with a currently undesigned Nanny Dreadbear) come every Halloween to give goodie bags to the kids.