You KNOW They Fucked After This. Like, You Wouldnt Want To Be Their Quarters Neighbor That Day. I Know

you KNOW they fucked after this. like, you wouldnt want to be their quarters neighbor that day. i know it was NASTY. i just know it.

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I like and respect Quodo as a ship, but they're also deeply unserious to me. Just, inherently cracky.

Because I cannot imagine either of them ever giving up their shenanigans. Like, I heard about some rival professors once who were complete opposites in their theories, had big research battles, everyone thought they hated each other, etc. As it turned out, they were married. Their marriage survived because they just. Completely left their work at work. They never spoke about it at home. They'd write the world's most scathing rebuttals of the other's research, and then go home and make them tea.

Quodo? Would not do that. They'd be at their wedding, and Quark would still try to scam all the guests, and Odo would still try to put him in jail for it. Odo would routinely bug his own quarters, and Quark would sell information about Odo on the black market. Absolute looney toons shenanigans.

What if the reason Kira and Sisko went from being suspicious about each other, to being besties, was this common experience of explaining to their hierarchy that, yes, you just lost the pope on the other side of the Galaxy. And no, she's not coming back

Imagine how embarassing it must have been for Sisko as a Starfleet officer. Now imagine 10 times worse for Kira, as a Bajoran militia officer and a believer

Must've felt as if there was no coming back from this. Bonding through shame

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OK, hear me out:

In The Wire, Julian has to use his emergency medical override to gain access to Garak's quarters.

But! In Improbable Cause, when Garak is giving Julian directions to find the secret compartment (in which resides the isolinear rod for consumption), he says "If you go into my quarters[...]".

Which! Implies that some time between Season 2 and Season 3, Garak has given Julian free access to his quarters.

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