Cornedbread - Is He Basic Or Just A Joke? He Is A Basic Joke!

Is the BSoda toxic? I thought it was just blue chemical.

Player: It’s just that one day they brought us a new batch, and Bully drank some. Well, it was pretty toxic:

And...

Now we can't drink it.

Idea: Billy meets Asmodena and because she’s 200 years old she has connections to Bob. Also she’s a lust demon so now there’s a misunderstanding that Asmodena is Billy’s mom, meanwhile Asmodena is like, “Yeah, I can contact your dad, by the way he’s in hell, also I’m infertile.”

Billy: It’s difficult sometimes… I can accept that the world is a large and diverse entity that cannot be understood in one “right” or “wrong” way. But the fact I can’ even understand myself is so…How do I go on? So many generations of family legacy is weighing on me, for me to do my best. How do I compete with that?

Asmodena: Billy, half of your family is in hell so I don’t think the bar is that high.

Idea: Billy meets Asmodena and because she’s 200 years old she has connections to Bob. Also she’s a lust demon so now there’s a misunderstanding that Asmodena is Billy’s mom, meanwhile Asmodena is like, “Yeah, I can contact your dad, by the way he’s in hell, also I’m infertile.”

player's friend

I just want y’all to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it was dark so I just thought “oop, can’t go in there, there’ll be skeletons spawning there and they’ll shoot at me”

And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didn’t question it and I just turned on the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didn’t have to fight off the shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too

And then all of a sudden I was like “Wait what the frig skeletons aren’t real” and then just went back into my room

And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken