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Somebody had to actually dig the holes in the movie ‘Holes’.

Physical Contact Starters

No explicit NSFW, but some could be interpreted that way. Alter as necessary!

SOFT

“Your hands are so warm.”

“Ah, that feels good…”

“Wait… are you braiding my hair?”

“Is it okay if I lean on you?”

“Just hold me for awhile. Please.”

“You don’t mind me touching you there, right?”

“Oh! I didn’t mean to fall asleep leaning on you.”

“Don’t stop stroking my hair…”

“Be gentle with me.”

“Y’know, I could go for a back rub right now. Just saying.”

“Please… Kiss me, even if it’s just this once.”

“I bet I’m strong enough to pick you up.”

“Can I use your lap as a pillow?”

“Touch me. I don’t care how. I just need to feel something right now…”

“I could kiss you all over.”

“That tickles!”

“Mind washing my back for me?”

“I didn’t know you were the cuddling type.”

“I love how soft your lips are.”

“Don’t get up just yet, I’ll miss having you next to me.”

“No one’s kissed me like that in a long time.”

ROUGH

“Ow! That fucking hurt!”

“Keep talking, and I’ll seriously slap the shit out of you.”

“You stepped on my foot!”

“Did you do that on purpose?”

“Please be more gentle next time…”

“Don’t squeeze so tight!”

“Hey, don’t touch me there. It hurts.”

“Did you just bite me?!”

“Next time I’ll hit you like I mean it.”

“Is that the best you’ve got?”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

“I’ll make you bleed.”

“You really can’t take a hit, can you?”

“Hey!! What was that for?!”

“Shit, are you crying? I didn’t mean to do it that hard.”

“That stung a little. Go easy on me next time.”

“Don’t tell me you can’t handle a little sparring.”

“You almost knocked me over!”

“I won’t stop until I hear you scream.”

“That’s gonna leave a bruise…”

“You broke my nose!”

Sensory Memory

Based off of post that goes like:

“Sifo-Dyas never found his crystal...

... but that's okay because he has Dooku”

Lol waiting for new prompt to drop for new fic ideas, but thought why not give it a shot now? Not sure if this is allowed, but thought about using this post as inspiration for my (first ever fic) and Mines Monday!!

So, here it goes?

EDIT - Also reposting as new post so people can see it lol

Sensory Memory:

Sifo-Dyas was cold. The cave was dark, large iceicles casting reaching shadows on to the walls. He clambered further inwards and followed the pull of the force, as he searched for his Kyber Crystal. It was getting later, and he had no idea how many of his fellow crechlings were already bundled back up on the ship. Over and under, up and down, to the right of one ice shard, to the left of another. Sifo-Dyas continued on.

Time went on, Sifo-Dyas tried to calm the ramblings of his tired mind to focus on the Force, but to no avail. As he searched, thoughts of failure, of rejection by the Force, and anxiety about being locked in overnight. He knew that Dooku must have found his crystal already, he smiled at the thought of Dooku getting out of the cave and being able to present his new crystal to the Creche masters. The cold filled the cave with a large gust, and Sifo-Dyas shivered. Following the pull of the Force, he clambered up a small icy hill, before - crack!

Slipping and sliding downwards, screaming all the way down, Sifo-Dyas fell down, down, down. The Force pulled him towards the wall in front of him, and as his eyes adjusted to the sudden darkness he realised he was completely trapped. At first he tried to follow the Force, to break down the thick barrier blocking his path, but his arms quickly grew tired. He tried to find an iceicle from earlier to help chip away at the ice, yet the hollow was smooth, and unyielding. Next, using the Force to push himself up, Sifo-Dyas tried to climb up the walls, to try and go around the obstruction, however the steep slope was too high for him to climb up, and the Force was adamant about keeping him there.

Anxiously he continued to look for a way out, but the Force kept pushing him towards the wall. As he began to panic, instinctively he went to cuddle next to Dooku, only to remember that he was alone. Completely alone. Only he could find his crystal, with the help of the Force. Trying to focus his mind, he tried to practice the breathing patterns the Healers taught him last time he struggled with a vision. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. Yet still the Force pulled him towards that solid wall of ice.

Suddenly, there was a smack-crack! And shards of cracking ice began to spiderweb out from where something had hit the wall from the other side. Sifo-Dyas scrambled backwards, watching the walk with large eyes as the cracks grew. There was another smack-crack! And then, from a second point no higher than the first, more cracks! The Force seemed to yell at Sifo-Dyas to move, to help, to go! As Sifo-Dyas moved forwards, there was a final smack and the ice began, slowly at first, to crumble at his feet, creating a hole big enough for him to crawl through it. Sifo-Dyas listened to the Force, taking in the feeling of rightfulness and happiness seeping from it as he emerged… into a nearly identical cave. No glowing Kyber, no chorus of Space Angels heralding his find, nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing… except… Dooku?

Sifo-Dyas looked at his friend, who was holding a sharp iceicle, and brushing off ice shatterings from Sifo-Dyas’s cloak. They had all been given a small pouch to hold the crystals when they found them, and in Dooku’s Sifo-Dyas could see a soft glow shining through it. Dooku gave Sifo-Dyas a hand, and helped him to his feet. The Force sang loudly. Sifo-Dyas rolled his eyes.

“Sy, are you alright?” Dooku asked, a concerned loom on his face. Sifo-Dyas sighed, looking down at the floor.

“Yeah, just looking for my crystal” he said, before his head whipped around and stared at his friend “but wait, have you not yet found yours?” Dooku smiled, and opened the he glowing pouch to pull out his crystal, lighting up the little alcove with a soft blue tinge.

“No, I did. But I wasn’t going to be leaving without you now, was I?” He smirked, and Sifo-Dyas couldn’t help but mirror him with a grin. However Dooku looked at his watch, a gift from a little boy they had once helped find his way back to his parents, and looked up at alarm. “It’s later than I thought it was, we should start searching” he said, grabbing Sifo-Dyas’s hand and pulling him towards a hidden tunnel to the side. Sifo-Dyas dropped his hand, causing Dooku to suddenly twist back around, confused.

“No, Doo, it’s okay” he smiled “the Force thinks my crystal is here, but there is nothing here. I must have been meant to meet you, so we can go back together.” Dooku shook his head in disagreement. “Come on Doo, everyone knows I’m kind of a broken jedi anyways, with my visions and stuff. Why would this be any different?” Dooku looked at his friend, both upset for his friend and upset at those who caused such a statement to leave Sifo-Dyas’s mouth as if stating the weather.

Then he had any idea.

“Wait. Sy. Crystals come im different shapes and sizes right?” Sifo-Dyas nodded, and an idea started to form. Dooku grinned, and without a second thought snapped his crystal in half. Sifo-Dyas gasped, and rushed towards Dooku. “Take it, Sy. We can share!” Sifo-Dyas looked at Dooku’s outstretched hand, holding the second half of the crystal, and ran straight into his arms, hugging his friend as tightly as he could. “Now we’ll always have a piece of the other, no matter where we are” Dooku said into Sifo-Dyas’s head, as he returned the hug carefully so as to not crush their crystals.

“Thank you Doo” Sifo-Dyas said softly, and they slowly began to climb back out of the cave.

MANY YEARS LATER

Dooku sat at his desk, looking at his lightsaber, and at Sifo-Dyas’s. He held both, one in each hand as he thought about when they found their crystals together, about all the battles they had fought holding a piece of the other. Now that piece of them both was dead, or at least as good as. Although only one body went down on Oba Diah, two souls fell. Dooku looked into the mirror, and ran a hand through his hair as he stared into his bloodshot eyes.

The holorecorder beeped, and he answered with a curt greeting.

“I require your assistance on Geonosis. Meet with the Trade Federation and Geonosions about the production of the droids.”

“Yes Master” Dooku said dutifully, bowing his head.

“It seems your grandpadawan is looking into Kamino.” There was a pause as Sidious considered his apprentice. “Silence him.”

The recorder buzzed and the projection disappeared. Dooku took a deep breathe in, and thought about his friend, his lover, his life. He may have failed to save Sifo-Dyas, however potentially a change of fate could occur for his dear grandpadawan…

Done! Hope you didn’t hate it - would love and appreciate any feedback, or constructive criticism! Because I have no self control, may turn this into a longer fic and incorporate different Monday prompts into it? I dont know yet. But yeah, thank you so so so so much for reading up to this point!!!

So I may start writing fics…

but first wanted to see some other fic reader’s opinions on a few things…

PLEASE READ OPTIONS CAREFULLY FOR BEST RESULTS!

Thank you!!!

Two years?! I’m in!

"I'd destroy the world to protect you" but it's a parent/child relationship

I am already seeing y'all fucking make excuses not to vote if Kamala Harris is nominated so let's clear shit up real quick:

Number one: Harris has a harsher tone on Israel, and has demonstrated more willingness than Biden to push for the halt of all offensive weaponry aid to Israel if they continue their no-holds-barred assault on Palestine, and has been far more critical of their blocking of humanitarian aid. She also states support for a two party solution, but you will be hard fucking pressed to find any major candidate willing to say they want to help abolish Israel outright to the general public. While Biden has closer ties with Israel, Harris has more personal leanings on American progressives than anything else, and is far more likely to listen to criticism on the subject of Palestine. She demonstrates better diplomacy toward even countries we are not currently allied with and is in general, more likely to push for humanitarian change, she's objectively the best bet for both winning the election and getting reform on the Israeli bombardment of Palestine.

Number two: Harris is not fucking transphobic. The actions of the state attorney general office and state of California corrections, to deny transgender inmates gender reassignment surgery, was not her personal choice, she was a lawyer requires to do her job as a lawyer, she was not involved in writing the original briefing that used transphobic language or minimized the necessity of gender affirming care to inmates, in fact her involvement at later stages is part of what removed a lot of the repugnancy of the arguments and she was personally delighted when the settlement led to the state considering providing gender affirming surgery to inmates who are recommended for it. Similar is true of other stories like this as well. In general she's been a strong ally to the LGBTQ+ community, especially the T, she's responsible for making "trans panic" a non viable defense for the murder and assault of trans people in the state of California, helped toss a bathroom bill, created an act to hold law enforcement responsible for harassment and negligence toward trans individuals, and was a key player in altering title IX to include protections against discrimination for Gender Identity. Any attempts to paint her as having mixed or bad policy toward trans people is actively an attempt to dissuade you from voting for her, and should be analyzed incredibly critically.

Shut the fuck up already. Vote.

Edit: if y'all could please consider sharing my latest, much less angry post on this subject instead, I'd appreciate that. While the information here is true, and the general point of it still stands, it is worded from a place of anger and rage, rather than of sympathy, understanding, or a pure desire to educate, and I am not proud of it, nor am I happy to have garnered so many angry hateful comments, messages, and asks about it, though some of them are deserved for my aggression here.

I want to apologize to the people who genuinely just didn't know any better, who were hurt to have been corrected in such a harsh and angry way, and to the people who that anger turned away rather than having taught. I let my anxiety and sadness over the election, and state of the world, influence me into lashing out in order to share truth and correct the spread of misinformation, rather than fostering a place of safety to learn, and I regret it so deeply and am genuinely so sorry, because it has never been my intention to turn educating yourself or learning about effective activism and resistance, into a chore or negative experience or moment of shame.

Please consider taking the time to read my most recent post instead, and please. Please look into the candidates of this election, and their policy, statements, and past actions, yourself. Misinformation and taking things out of context, are rampant problems on the internet, and it should be a priority for you to learn to research these things yourself, to form your own opinions without the bias, agenda, or genuine misunderstanding of others influencing you.

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dear USAmericans,

VOTING WORKS!!!

French people showed up, French people voted, turnout was higher today than it has been since 1997, and we kicked the far right to 3rd place

a week ago, the far right was the biggest party in France, we were slated for a far right parliament, prime minister, and government

this week, we voted against them en masse and we won!

VOTING WORKS!

you're up next in November! it's very rare we get to say this, but this one time, take example on the French! show up and vote!

because VOTING WORKS!

When protesters marched in Washington after the killing of George Floyd, Donald Trump asked General Milley why the troops couldn’t just shoot them, suggesting maybe just “in the leg.”

Milley replied that he could not, because that would be illegal.

The Supreme Court has now ruled that it no longer will be, at least certainly not for the President to order it. And he can pardon the general that carries it out, and fire the ones that refuse.

If that doesn’t scare you, then I guess you can keep talking about stupid things like taking Biden off the ballot. If it does, then maybe focus on making sure it doesn’t happen, pressuring for Supreme Court reform, and saving this fucking country.

before we get an official announcement on who is replacing biden as the nominee, im just going to put this out there: do not mess this up. i don't care how little you like politics. i don't care if this new nominee isn't your first choice.

our alternative is trump. third party splits the votes, and abstaining is just going to fuck the entire united states over. your vote (AND support) matters, and i better see anyone who doesn't want trump to be elected and the United States to become a fascist, authoritarian regime throwing their full support behind this new nominee.

we have three months to go. we're in crunch time. if you don't want to lose your rights, support this new nominee with everything you've got.

edit: just in case this somehow wasn't obvious, this is NOT the post to be a pessimist on. don't say we're fucked. say TRUMP is fucked. we can't go back and change the nomination timeline, but we can absolutely support our new nominee and ensure they get elected.

Ok, everyone, you got what you wanted, and Joe Biden stepped out of the race. So we're all going to vote for Kamala Harris because she's not Joe Biden, she's definitely not old, and we know she can carry this burden because she's smart and articulate and NOT OLD.

You're going to vote for Kamala Harris, right?

You're not going to find more excuses, right? You're not going to talk about how you think she's a cop or not accomplished enough, or not any one of a hundred other things you pull out of thin air because, what, some mythical perfect clean-handed socialist hasn't appeared?

YOU'VE BEEN HEARD. NOW DO YOUR BIT AND VOTE FOR KAMALA HARRIS.

ykw. true

"Don't vote to teach the Democrats a lesson!" Great thanks my Jewish disabled queer ass will just die then

I really believe Kamala Harris can win this. In addition to her policies, she has this genuine warmth and charisma that makes her feel really approachable. Her use of humor reminds me of Obama, who would use humor to get people relaxed and comfortable around him before getting down to business. Her vibe is like your really fun aunt who's always the life of the party, who also always gets shit done. I think that's going to get a lot of people warming up to her really fast.

Yes Joe Biden dropped out and you still need to vote blue. Hope this helps

I think one of the reasons the Harris / Walz ticket has so much momentum is because the campaign is genuinely trying to put out this vibe of fun. Like that's all the "brat" thing is, the coconut jokes, just being kind of silly and fun.

And I think it's working, because let's be real, we are all exhausted. It's been all about preserving democracy, defeating fascism, the past eight years. The message has been "vote for us because the country is literally on the line". The vibes are not good when we are stuck back at that fight, and not even discussing trying to make progress on things like housing, healthcare, education, etc. And the fight to just stop fascism? All still true. Project 2025 is real and is extremely scary. We can't let that man back into office.

But the vibe was "vote for us otherwise we're all fucked :(" and now has shifted to "get in, we're making popcorn and then bullying fascists." Like a lot of the issues conservatives bring up, the Harris / Walz is just not engaging them in good faith, as they shouldn't. Republicans bring up abortion, and the Dems are just like, "you want 14 year old to give birth? Weirdo" and just leave it at that. Like YES, that's what you should do. Because it SHOULDNT be a debate. And it's working. This is how you defeat the identify politics thing Republicans have been trying to push for a while. Just mocking them for the stupidity of it all. "Like seriously? You think a book can make someone gay??? Hahaha." None of the Republicans are reacting well. They can't stand it. Vance even complained about bullying!!! Like do you KNOW who picked you as vp??? It's actually laughable, because they have no room to stand on when it comes to bullying.

And a huge part of the mocking and dismissing of Republicans is that the message is clear - were done debating all this stupid stuff. We've won the last two elections' popular vote - most Americans do NOT want christo-facism. It's time to move on. And that's what gives me hope, and the feeling of hope I think a lot of people have picked up on. It's time to address all the issues we've all wished we've been addressing the past decade. It's important we move onto that, and that's the message I'm getting from this campaign (We're not going back). I think it will resonate with a lot of people, because plainly, we're all just sick of this same old news cycle and fake rage bait over things like "should women have rights?", "Should gay people be allowed to exist?" The general populace have answered YES to both these multiple times, and it is time to move on. Maybe I'm being naive, but I am genuinely excited at the idea of putting to bed these debates (it's exhausting trying to fend your very existence) and moving on to actual economic and social policies that could fix a lot of deterioration over the last 2 decades.

Somewhere I saw a post that was like, "any state can turn blue if enough people vote."

This is very true. And with so much at stake here, you shouldn't assume that people won't turn out in droves to vote blue even in red states.

Project 2025/Agenda 47 isn't the kind of thing that normal, everyday Republicans actually want. Trumpers are a weird bunch. As we raise more awareness, your Republican swing voter types are going to be like, "hey uh, wait, this isn't what I want" and a lot of them are going to start eyeing Harris.

So even if you live in a red state, don't assume that your vote is meaningless. Do not. For one minute. Assume this.

“oh but kamala harris was a prosecutor!” my siblings in hashem, the guys bringing charges against the january 6th insurrectionists are prosecutors. the guys trying to hold donald trump accountable for his behavior are prosecutors. prosecutors are necessary & vital for the functioning of our justice system.

i think what you’re actually pinging, here, is the system that often encourages people like district attorneys to use their power in unethical ways that often end up further victimizing & marginalizing vulnerable people. we should talk about that! we should be working to disentangle the laws & processes that often make police departments & district attorneys close collaborators in cycles of violence and disenfranchisement.

but, like. none of that was made by kamala harris? it was like that before she got there & was like that after she left, and there are two important other things that need to be said.

a) from everything i’ve read, kamala harris’ record as district attorney & then attorney general was actually pretty good. she oversaw some important, positive changes. is it a mixed legacy? of course. any person in any position of power, especially in a system as fucked up as ours, is going to have a mixed legacy. which brings me to my second important thing.

b) you will never, not even once in your life, be voting for someone, at any level of government, who is perfectly morally pure & beyond reproach. this is both because people are people, and because—as the good place illustrates in an accessible way i highly recommend—there is a base level of fuckery involved in most people’s lives. she could’ve decided to not become a prosecutor of course, i suppose. but then all the valuable & positive contributions she has made could very well have not been made, and things would be even worse, because somebody would have been making the decisions anyway. & even after all that!! she still wouldn’t be morally pure! because that!! is how living in a complex society works!!!

like this is such a deeply complicated series of ethical questions with no clear answers, which is often why ethicists are so infuriating to be around.

but ultimately, guys, we could all do worse than a proven public servant who cares deeply even when her decisions aren’t perfect. and that’s how being human and living in a society works.

vote.

Oh BTW, it's important that as many people vote for Harris as possible, because we don't want a scenario where the votes are close enough that it might be taken to court (much less the conservative-leaning Supreme Court) and ruled in Trump's favor. And yes, this also applies if you live in a blue state; we don't want to risk any doubt anywhere who the winner is.

Y'all I did NOT know this about Harris, and I think it's really critical that we all listen and understand as we approach this election. Video at the end.

This creator's video describes how progressive Harris was as a prosecutor -- actively going against the grain to the point she was accused of being soft on crime. Accused of being a social worker, not a prosecutor. She calls it being smart on crime. She's pushing for systemic changes to give real pathways to reintegrate incarcerated folks back into society and prevent their past from continuing to haunt them moving forward.

"Kamala's a cop" is a catchy dismissive response usually used to shut down conversation rather than add nuance. But this kind of reform is ESSENTIAL to work towards a present and future that treats incarcerated people with value.

I fell for it in 2020 and have thought "Kamala's a cop" without further inspection since - and I'm sobered by the realization that (you guessed it!) I'm not immune to propaganda.

A better system only follows liberal democracy, because library democracy allows for exploration of better systems. If authoritarianism takes hold, it will not allow for the exploration of better systems. We will have to fight tooth and nail just to try to get back to liberal democracy, and I suspect we could not achieve it in our lifetimes.

Harris isn't perfect. But she's a hell of a lot better than many leftists have led me to believe. Don't let perfection be the enemy of good. Don't let perfection be the enemy of harm reduction.

We can either help elect Trump and usher in authoritarian fascism, or we can help defeat him and pull things back in the direction we want to go. Not liking the choices doesn't absolve you from participating and doing the most good you can with the options available.

I'll link the original video in the replies. The original video has captions if you need them.