WAIT!

WAIT!

Before the semester ends, would anyone like to admit they have a crush on me

Could a depressed person do this?

*shaves my legs for the first time since October*

May she who is without sin cast the first stone, but then again perhaps those in stained glass houses should not be throwing stones in the first place.

One gone, one dead, one cruel. Where does that leave me?

Girlhood is turning your cellular hotspot on in the Taco Bell parking lot so your friend can order the Taco Bell Cheez-it Box

Be patient.