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phiphad is obviously the right answer you cowards

celebrating 15 years of dan and phil [4/15]

meals together

celebrating 15 years of dan and phil [8/15]

(some) wild moments through the years

i need a compilation of everytime dan pretended the need to win and gave phil all the answers, chances, second chances, hints, every goddamn thing phil needed

dan literally cant stand to see phil lose. mf why are you telling him where the indianapolis zoo is in this quiz YOU created

The power Dan with long hair would have... the absolute FORCE he would be just tying it up, or with sister daniel's clothes. simply divine girlboss babygirl energy

Dan is so gay and beautiful

yeah he really is

Is it an allegation if you're the one who keeps saying it?

happy 15 years of i want to be there so you don’t have to be brave

female rage

i made another one

celebrating 15 years of dan and phil [7/15]

four and a half hour skype calls are the best

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

ironic that Cupid was an arrow ace tbh

Sometimes it feels like everyone around me is speaking in a secret language and I'm the only one who doesn't know it.

so everything in the phuniverse gets an ph at the beginning, to make it dnpg coded, but every character from the sims gets an d at the front, to make it balanced. i am studying the ancient runes

Dalien's love problems are funny, because it solely comes from the fact that Dan and Phil disagree with one another about who Dalien should be with. With Dab, it was like both of them shipped Devan, so they made it happen, but with Dalien, they don't gaf... they just want mess

Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash