Oh. My GODS.

Oh. My GODS.

when i was very new to skyrim, i consulted with the internet to try and figure out which child i should adopt. and i saw many people downloaded mods to adopt aventus aretino. now, the issue was i hadn‘t started the dark brotherhood questline yet. and so i somehow confused him with proventus avenicci. so i thought there was a large group of people who decided to adopt the steward of whiterun

yes little, we’ve found the cat.

I have gotten through my life without having to read Alice in Wonderland. I am an adult. I understand most references.

BUT I SWEAR

IF RWBY IS THE REASON I GOTTA SIT DOWN AND READ THAT CLASSIC BOOK CUZ IM DESPERATE TO PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER WHAT HAS MY LIFE BECOME

the thing is, their shadow selves aren't even Beacon Era, they're PRE-Beacon Era.

it's why Yang's self-consciously standing in a Cool Pose to emphasize her curves

it's why Blake's speaking with a flatter affect than we've ever heard her before, because at that point she was still with Adam

it's why Weiss doesn't have her scar

source: @patchworksoul808 <3

Really this season boils down to:

Ruby- Depressed and Stressed! Finding your path and purpose!

Blake- Relearning childhood optimism. And Gay tm.

Yang- Needs her own be strong and hit stuff arc. Also Gay tm.

Weiss- Home is where your heart is, aka, friends. Plus comic relief.

Weiss once again getting the funniest line of the episode 💀