(HC) Wilbur Is Constantly Covered In Coffee Patches, They're Just All Under His Clothes. I'm Willing

(HC) Wilbur is constantly covered in coffee patches, they're just all under his clothes. I'm willing to beg dollars to donuts he barley sleeps at all

Wilbur, wide awake at 4 am: good morning!

Hiro: wh- i- were you up all night??

Wilbur: yeahhhh, why?

Violet: this is like the 7th time this week, you get used to it.

Hiro: IT'S TUESDAY??? HOW ARE YOU ALIVE

Wilbur: I dunno, spite?

More au stuff, remember, when I say "it gets worse before it gets better" I do not mean it's a one arc thing

HA

No. I mean, this is something that will probably last until the end of the story

Anywho enjoy the gang watching stranger things

Wilbur!

Futuristic Four Headcanons

Violet collects vinyl records!! Whenever Wilbur time-travels, either to the future or the past, he gets her new records. It makes her really fucking happy

Cornelius (Wilbur’s dad) and Hiro studied together at SFIT and are actually pretty good friends!! (I haven’t decided if they spent all four years studying together or if Cornelius did an exchange for a year or something)

Wilbur really likes jazz music. He grew up listening to it because of his mom, and he grew to be really fond of it. This results in the gang taking a lot of trips to the 1920s to listen to the music and dance the night away

Penny and Wilbur have the Ultimate Pity Parties together. Although they usually convey an air of confidence, they feel as if they’re not strong or smart enough to be part of the team sometimes. Hiro and Violet don’t know about it, at least not for a long time

Wilbur and Violet would not get along at all when they first meet. 

She takes his Confidence Act as arrogance and finds his determination to execute half-thought plans exasperating

He thinks that she’s a drag because she constantly disagrees with his ideas and acts like she thinks she has the right to tell him what to do (when she’s merely giving viable options based on past crimefighting experiences)

It probably goes on for a while but since they both like Penny and Hiro they deal with it

After a moment of catharsis (idk after a mission or maybe in the middle of it), they finally begin to understand one another and get over it and a beautiful friendship begins to grow

For some reason I constantly imagine Penny and Hiro going out for slushies late at night. They would sit by the curb or near the parking lot and just talk about things they don’t feel comfortable talking about during the day.

like Tadashi’s death

like Penny’s dad’s disappearance

like how neither of them knows what they’re doing sometimes and they’re just hoping it’s the right thing

also I think there would be reassuring hugs and little hand touches and maybe a forehead kiss on a night he was feeling especially bold

Wilbur is the team’s coffee patch supplier (though dealer sounds more appropriate for some reason). He usually gets them for them during midterms and finals week. Hiro unsurprisingly uses them the most out of the four of them.

Ok but why is thing song so good?!?

I’ve listened to it a million times and I’ve not even seen what episode it’s in…

I don’t know the context but I thought that Kevin went evil for attention but then I looked at the lyrics and:

They're not even paying attention

But I really need detention

So today I'm gonna show them all

I can be bad if I want to, baby

I can be awful and unlawful

It says DETENTION, not attention…

So I guess Kevin didn’t go evil… just trying to get detention for some reason