This Is A Pretty Serious Post. SO I'm Pretty Concerned About What Happened Between Mello (@ask-the-mafia-boy)

This is a pretty serious post. SO I'm pretty concerned about what happened between Mello (@ask-the-mafia-boy) and Matt (@ask-gamerboy). I'm ALSO extremely worried for their godmothers. I know Mello's godmother, Sasaki. (@ask-miss-lady-sasaki) I also know exactly what happened those years ago. Allow me to explain. It was July. I was pretty busy, and had just started working as an art teacher. Then L texted me on AIM that Mello was extremely hurt and needed a stitch. So I flew ALL THE WAY to Winchester to see what was going on, and even bought a get well soon bouquet. It was a wound right under his right eye, right above his cheek. I think it was like- 4 centimetres long.

Apparently, Matt and Mello were drinking for the first time. Matt just swang a glass bottle at the wall and a glass shard flew in Mello's face when they were partying. NOTHING was intentional. It was an accident. Matt was so drunk he nearly passed out. Some kind strangers helped him flag a taxi home, and he woke up in the taxi, so he had no idea what happened. Mello, however, just stayed in the hospital for five days. He had the permission to tell people what had happened, but he chose not to. That's all I heard. Hope it clears up the situation.

Whoever said "Quiet Matsuda" needs to be SLAPPED.

HEY MATSUDA FAN NATION HOW WE DOING TONIGHT

What's the reason you married me hehe :3

(@asktoutamatsuda)

This is completely irrelevant, but a good question babe!

So it would be too simple for me to just say "I married you for you", and I'm not a basic girlie so I'm not gonna answer like that.

So I will ask myself the most common questions and answer them.

Did I marry you for money? Nope.

Did I marry you so I could have a couch potato in my house? Nope.

Did I marry you because you were part of the Task Force? Nope.

Did I marry you to become my human shopping bag? Kinda.

Did I marry for a permanent Mario Kart opponent? Yep. Definitely. Did I marry you because you're a cat lover? YES. So that's your answer.

Err.. one more thing. Nobody's asked me anything except Light, Mello and Sasaki. How do I get more asks??

(@asktoutamatsuda)

Skill issue.

You need to work on finding more of your old friends and colleagues from before L fired you. ...Maybe Aizawa or.. Chief Yagami? I have no idea how many friends or colleagues you had but that works.

I HAD THE BOOK AS A CHILD.

Probably generated by a robot or something. Or some deep fakes-

Guys I think someone is stalking me and taking lots of photos of me. I found these on the damn internet. What is going on