Symbiotes Making Breakfast

Symbiotes Making Breakfast

Pairing: Eddie Brock x Carnage!GN!Reader x Venom

Should do venom teaching them all the special rules he’s learned about making food for humans. (ie. Blood isn’t a topping, humans DONT like parasites, batter needs to be cooked) - idea made by @fuckblizzardbearlover

A/N: I’m gonna have Carnage have the same sort of taste that Venom had when he first met and ‘bonded’ with Eddie (the eating of the bodies).

There are days where you and Eddie don’t feel like getting out of bed at all, even when the both of you have work. And the days where you stay in, your symbiotes drag you out of bed to eat.

This is one of those work days.

You and Eddie are at the island table. Eddie’s tiredly pouring juice as for you, you’re waiting for the coffee/tea to brew/boil.

In the corner of your slowly closing eyes, you see Venom’s tentacles move all over the place. 

“What are you doing, Venom?” Carnage’s head forms from the back of your neck. Venom does the same thing with Eddie. “I am making Eddie and (Y/N) breakfast.”

“Where are the bodies?” 

“We don’t do bodies anymore, Carnage, you know this.” You tell your symbiote off. He moves his head to look at your face. “But we have not had one in a while.”

“Carnage, we’ll talk about it later.” You walk over to stand next to Eddie, your head falling upon his shoulder.

Your symbiote watches Venom move around. His eyes move to the waffle batter in the bowl. “Is that what you’re feeding my human?”

“It is something they like to eat. I will teach you to cook them breakfast.”

“Why not cook breakfast for your own human?”

“Because days like this, I can’t function properly.” You answer, sipping at your hot drink. Your hands wrap around the mug as you follow Eddie to sit at the table.

As soon as you sat down, Carnage places a plate filled with waffles, bacon and syrup in front of you. 

As for Venom, he throws Eddie’s plate in front of him, the food going off the plate. “Oh, syrup.” 

“What?” Eddie turns his head towards the kitchen to get syrup on his face and shirt. You chuckle as you take a forkful of waffle and bacon.

Finishing the plate minutes later, you take it out to the kitchen as Eddie continued to eat away.

“Gotta say, Venom, you did well making breakfast.”

“At least you didn’t get syrup all over you.” Eddie side-glared at his symbiote.

“It is because I taught my one some manners.” You feel Carnage smile against your cheek, making you have your own smile.

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Your Boys

Pairing: Karl Heisenberg x GN!Reader x Carlos Oliveira

A/N: I’m gonna have this set in Resident Evil 3. I’ll write a Lady Dimitrescu fic soon, I just gotta think of something😅 A/N 2: I searched up Karl’s eye colour and the closest thing I could think of is green when I saw a photo of him without glasses

Sitting impatiently on the train, your leg bounces up and down; something that happens when your two boys take longer than they said they were gonna take, and of the world you currently live in.

Overall, the leg shaking eases you a bit.

Sitting uncomfortably, you stand up to walk back and forth of the train cart. “I swear, once those boys come back, I’m gonna kill them.”

“Now, why would you want to do that?”

Jolting in one place, you quickly got your handgun, the barrel aiming at Karl’s head. “You stupid fuck.” You put your gun back in its holster.

“Why is he a stupid fuck?” Carlos’ voice behind you had you jolt in your spot again, your knife in your hand and the tip towards his way.

“Both of you are stupid fucks!” You smack the back of Carlos’ head and kick Karl’s thigh. They both groan at the pain from the hits; Carlos rubbing his head, Karl massaging his thigh.

“Sorry, sweetheart, about scaring you and not being here on time.”

“How did you-?”

“You pace around when you get anxious, and this isn’t the first time that it’s happened.” Carlos cuts you off, his hands on your hips with his chest against your back.

“We just didn’t want to say anything, sweet.” Karl takes his glasses and hat off, showing his green eyes and crazed hair. 

A hand buries itself in his hair as your other goes in Carlos’ as his head is rested on your shoulder. You feel his lips press a few kisses to your neck.

“Can we go home now, boys? It’s late,” you break the few seconds of silence. The boys both laughed at your slight change of mood.

“Yeah, we can go home,” Carlos replied, straightening himself up, but not before pressing his lips to yours. Once he backed up, Karl did the same, making you happy that you got your daily kiss.

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