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If anyone wants to read our DreamNotFound fanfic from Junior year of high school dm me I want to publicly humiliate myself
If anyone wants to read our DreamNotFound fanfic from Junior year of high school dm me I want to publicly humiliate myself
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An unstable life
Y/N's P.O.V
I watched my mom stumble through the house. I was used to seeing her like this, drunken and angry "Y/NNNNNN" She slurred out. I walked to the sound. "You." I felt a familiar pain on my head and began picking up the pieces of broken wine bottle. I did nothing to deserve this.
(Flashback)
I was skipping through my house, happy after a good day at school. My dad was falling through the house. I hid from him as he approached me. "Stop hiding. I know you're there." I came out from under the bed. He asked me calmly "want to come play a game?"
(end of flashback)
I was abused by my mom now. I was raped by my dad and my mom accused me of "stealing him away" as they are now divorced. I was used to it. I knew every crevice of this house and all the places to hide. I knew all exits. Before the woman I am forced to call my mother comes home everyday, I would sneak out into the woods, to a little hideout where I could listen to music and think. I was heading to the hideout, all geared up with my headphones and my phone. I put on "You're gonna go far kid" by Offspring
Show me how to lie You're getting better all the time And turning all against the one Is an art that's hard to teach Another clever word Sets off an unsuspecting herd And as you get back into line A mob jumps to their feet Now dance, fucker, dance Man, he never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you And now you steal away Take him out today Nice work you did You're gonna go far, kid With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit 'em right between the eyes Hit 'em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See 'em running for their lives Slowly out of line And drifting closer in your sights So play it out I'm wide awake It's a scene about me There's something in your way And now someone is gonna pay And if you can't get what you want Well it's all because of meNow dance, fucker, dance Man, I never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you And now you'll lead the way Show the light of day Nice work you did You're gonna go far, kid, trust, deceived!With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit 'em right between the eyes Hit 'em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See 'em running for their lives Now dance, fucker, dance He never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you So dance, fucker, dance I never had a chance It was really only you With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit 'em right between the eyes Hit 'em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See 'em running for their lives Clever alibis, Lord of the flies Hit 'em right between the eyes Hit 'em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See 'em running for their lives
I danced through the forest and heard a noise behind me. I quickly pulled out a pocket knife and (even though I was freaking out on the inside) calmly explained into the forest "I know you're here. If you wish to start a fight, politely fuck off."
??? P.O.V
I couldn't believe what I heard. This was the first time a victim told me to 'fuck off'. I decided to head back and report to the boss.
Y/N P.O.V
I sat there for about 5 minutes after the noise. I checked my watch and ran home to face the whore that birthed me. She wasn't home when I got home. 'That means she is going to come home with a "friend"' I scowled and made myself some ramen. (ramen is amazing fite me). As expected, my mom came home and told me to stay in my room. It got late and I decided to get on Wattpad. I was scrolling through my meme books and X readers when I stopped on a "how to summon creepypastas" book. I was into testing these things. I jumped out my window with expertise and walked into the woods to summon the famous Slenderman. I drew the proxy sign and waited. I got bored and walked to my little spot. It was now around 11 PM, and I had to get home, I had school tomorrow.
(Time skip to tomorrow brought to you by Slendad)
I woke up and saw my mom left for work. I covered up the bruises I had and put on my uniform.
(Your outfit)
I hurried off to school and saw the group of girls that everyone avoids. They called to me "Heyyyy bitch." I walked away from them. The leader, Karen was visibly getting annoyed. "I SAID HI BITCH" I replied with a simple " I know". Look, I'm a nice person, but I will not hesitate to tell you to shut up. I practically ran to my friend group, that consists of social outcasts like me. Here they are as well as the reason they are outcasts.
Avery:
Reason for being in the friend group: She's a lesbian, and gets called crazy for how much she knows about people (I call her info chan and she calls me Ayano)
Emma:
Reason for being in the friend group: She's a Bi,(Like me)smart, anti-social bean.
Julia:
Reason for being in the friend group: Her naturally red hair, being pan.
Oliver:
Reason for being in the friend group: Not as athletic as the other boys, Karen's ex.
Kyle:
Reason for being in the friend group: His mismatched eyes and the fact he's gay.
Carter (or melissa):
Reason for being in the friend group: He gets teased for being a trap. Kyle's boyfriend.
We started talking about cute anime boys and girls, and I dramatically exclaim "How could you steal my waifu Emma?!" Emma giggled, "Because you already have like 56!" "THERE IS NO LIMIT TO HOW MANY WAIFUS U CAN HAVE!" While we talked, I couldn't shake the feeling I was being watched........ "HEY! EARTH TO Y/N!" Avery yells. I snap out of thought and reply "What!?" "It's time for ELA" "I- Oh" "We on for that sleepover Y/N?" Julia asks "Yep. My mom will do anything to get me out of her hair for a night." "IT'S GONNA BE SO FUN!" "Yeah, and I'm gonna bring my phone so we can read fanfic all night." I giggled. Kyle spoke up "Are you sure that your mom won't mind having us all over?" "Of course!" We all headed to ELA.
(Time skip to after school brought to you by Laughing Jackass)
I quickly packed up my stuff, change of clothes, Phone, speakers, headphones, and my sketchbook. I rode my bike to Emma's house, where she was waiting in the driveway with the others. It was currently 9 PM, so we had to settle in. Me and the boys didn't bother to change into pajamas, we were fine going to sleep in our day clothes.
Avery's clothes:
Emma's clothes:
Julia's clothes:
I decided to get out my phone so we can vibe to some music, instead they had a better idea. "We should summon Slenderman in the woods behind my house" mused Emma. I agreed, despite knowing they will be disappointed. 'what am I going to do with these people?'
A/N First (very long) chapter. I know we have barely met the creepypastas, but the first chapters are about Y/N. See U next time my little Waffles!!!
A strange sleepover
Still Y/N's P.O.V
I got out everything we needed. Slenderman wasn't going to come, I knew it. I had already tried, But I wanted to have fun with my friends. They got sad when he didn't come. I tried to act sad, and it was working. I suggested we go home to vibe to some music. I pulled out my phone and put on Rich Kids by New Medicine (Great song, I recommend it) and started singing.
Y/N:
La la la (rich kids) La la la Yo, turn that shit up
Avery:
I coulda went to college like rich kids do Buying weed with the money that your mom sent you But I don't give a damn about no higher degree Cause you know in rock and roll, I got a PhD, bitch We got all that we need, packed it up in the van Put the pedal to the floor, gave the finger to the man
All:
I'm not a rich kid, maybe that's a good thing Ain't got shit, but I got this far Keepin it real and rhymin and stealin Doing what I want Oh, got no money but it's always, always sunny honey
Y/N:
(La la la la la)
(Yeah, that's right, I'm always sunny honey Here we go, second verse)
Oliver:
I'm broke as a junky but I have a good time All the ladies think I'm cute cause they like the way I rhyme And the high school kids steal my mp3s Ain't no other mother (fucker) rock this mic like me, yeah
All:
I'm not a rich kid, maybe that's a good thing Ain't got shit, but I got this far Keepin it real and rhymin and stealin Doing what I want
Y/N:
Oh, got no money but it's always, always sunny honey ( I got nothing man, got zero, zilch, nothing)
Emma:
We got all that we need We got all that we need We got all that we need, packed it up in the van Put the pedal to the floor, gave the finger to the man
All:
I'm not a rich kid, maybe that's a good thing Ain't got shit, but I got this far Keepin it real and rhymin and stealin Doing what I want
Kyle:
Oh, got no money but it's always, always sunny honey
Carter:
(I'm always sunny honey
Ha ha ha (Rich kids)
I'm always sunny honey (rich kids)
(the bold print was being weird so I had to hand type it all, sorry if there are any lyric mistakes)
We heard something outside and I went to go check the window. I saw a faceless figure, Slenderman himself. "Ummmm....AVERY! EMMA! EVERYONE!" By the time they got to the window, he was gone. "There's nothing out there, you just need some sleep." I hesitantly settled into my sleeping bag. 'I know I saw something....' I couldn't sleep that night, so I waited until 1 AM and carefully slipped into my change of clothes and my hoodie/crop top
(If you want you can pretend there are short shorts under the skirt)
I walked outside with a flashlight and plunged deep into the woods. I felt followed. I "accidently" dropped my flashlight and bent down to pick it up. Just for a second I caught a glimpse of two masked men, while only a glimpse, it was all I needed for a sign to run. I heard them tearing after me, but all those years running from my mom and dad weren't for nothing. After finding myself at Emma's house again, I ran inside and locked the door.
??? P.O.V
"So that's the one BEN was talking about? She seems more like a scared type." "Still, Slender said to grab her." Brian was trying to find weak points in her guard while I was contemplating what would happen if we went back empty-handed. We planned to steal her after luring her out, but she's proved harder to catch. " Don't you wonder why Slender wanted us to kidnap her?" "I believe he said something about 'potential' and such." We had to come home with the girl.
Y/N's P.O.V
'Holy shit, that was close' I realized I would be biking home alone, as my mom doesn't care enough to get me a car. 'This will be.....difficult'
(Second chap and an AMAZING user that has been giving me sooo much support @person who no longer exists
back to the hell hole we go!
(A/N I decided to stop posting side chapters and get back into the story)
I dismissed the men in the woods as lack of sleep, though I did so mostly to help calm my anxiety on the way home. I rode home and began vibing to my music. I put on the song Deepest Cut by Get Scared.
Music always calms me, but since I was on edge about last night, I turned the volume to one of the lowest settings. I kept hearing strange little ticks and rode faster. I soon found myself at my house, and prepared to face my bitchy mom. "Y/N. Here. Now." The hag growled out. I obediently walked toward the sound. I turned the corner of the hall and felt a great pain on my head. I took a deep breath and dug my nails into my skin. My eyes began to water. My mother clicked her tongue "Tch, pathetic. Clean up the house, its filthy." She kicked me in the stomach and walked off. I finished cleaning and walked off into the woods. I spotted my hideout and headed toward it. The woods didn't feel right any more. I continued to hear tics and I decided I had enough. "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!" I yelled to no one in particular. The tics paused for a moment, they were soon replaced with static. I knew who this was. I waited for Slenderman, and right on cue, there he was. I confidently gripped my pocket knife, ready to fight back. A tendril was headed right for me, I dodged and used the time I had to run into the foliage and attack from behind, I guess he sensed me. Slenderman sent another tendril at me, I stepped to the side and grabbed hold of the tendril, which propelled me over him and allowed me to cut his cheek. For a second he stood there, stunned. That stillness was short-lived as he ripped after me. I ran inside my home to see it trashed, and a very angry mother. "I. Said. SPOTLESS!" She said, venom lacing her words. "I-I-It was spotless when I left it!" I knew trying to defend myself would bring nothing, but I had to try. "I don't care if it looked like a temple when you left. I expect it to be clean whenI get home." She spoke with the self-righteousness she always said I lacked."No wonder your dad used you. You aren't good for anything else." That made my blood run cold. No one should mention him. He was a horrible man that used my foolishness as a child to his filthy needs. I giggled "What the hell was that?" My laugh got heavier. "S-Stop it! Your mother demands it!" "You sure demand a lot, don't you?" I walked toward her. "S-Stay back!" "No. How about you listen to ME for once? I have put up with your abuse, your slutty ways, (This is for emphasis on the story, I don't slut shame UwU) your drinking habit, the YEARS of blame for something I didn't want, but this? Mentioning the one person I truly hate? I will not take."I grabbed my pocket knife, I wanted to make her suffer. I cut her cheek, then grabbed her wine bottle and slammed on her head. She was tearing up. I mocked her from earlier, "Tch, pathetic." I used a sharp shard to cut her arm, and kicked her in the stomach, I then pulled out my knife and thought about it. 'If I kill her, there's no turning back. But she caused me so much pain!' I had made my decision. I slit her throat. After making sure she was dead, I packed up everything, clothes, phone, headphones, $50,000 cash. I called Avery "wassup?" "look, I will be going away for a while. Tell the others and NO ONE else. If the police come for me, tell them you know nothing. I can assure you one thing, I will be fine. Repeat these details to the group. You have my number if you need to talk. Goodbye." "WAIT! Y/N-" I hung up. I had to go into the forest.
INTO THE FOREST WE GO!
I entered the forest, the only sound being the leaves rustling as I try to calm my anxiety attack. I was walking for about 30 minutes when I hear a rustling behind me, I pull out my knife 'Dammit, I never had the time to clean that knife!' I saw the gleam of some unknown weapon, and took off like a shot. I ran out of the forest and kept on the street. I saw a coffee shop and headed inside. A man came in after me, I was a LITTLE nosy and eavesdropped. "(beverage), please." "Is that all?" "Yes." I walked up to the counter to pay, and was getting out my money as the man offered to pay for my coffee. I thanked him and walked to a table, he sat down next to me. "Why are you sitting here?" "Well, I did buy that for you." "Whatever, I'm too tired for this." I say taking a sip off my drink. "Say, what is a girl doing out here alone? Can you find home?" "Don't have a home." "Strange answer, but okay." Me and the man (Who I came to learn is named Tim) talked for a while. It was soon sunrise and I exited the shop and exchanged numbers with Tim. It was already daytime, there was no use in getting a room somewhere. I was bored and put on Little Game by benny. (I'm sorry I couldn't find a video I will link my soundcloud at the end of the chapter!)
I finished the song and walked to a nearby park. I took out my phone and started recording the park. I heard a voice "What are you doing why? Why is your camera out?" I turned around and saw a man in a yellow hoodie(Yall' know what I'm doing) I answered as bluntly as I can "I make documentaries about benches." "Weird." "Well, let me see what you do for a living!" he looked taken aback. "I'd rather not." "That's what I thought" I started to look through my phone and knew he was watching me. "What the hell do you want?" "To get to know you better." "Fine." We started hanging out, and by "hanging out" I mean I scrolled through my wattpad while he watched over my shoulder and I didn't kill him for looking at my phone. I came across a "Summoning Creepypastas" book I was reading earlier. "What's a creepypasta?" "Y'know? Crazy urban legends like Jeff the killer, Eyeless Jack, Slenderman, BEN drowned, Masky, Ticci Toby, Hoodie. Ring a bell?" I swear I saw him tense up when I mentioned Hoodie..... "Can I see a picture of them?" "ummm sure I'll show you them all, except for smile.dog, Jeff the killer, or Momo, they all scare me." (In this fanfic, SOME creepypastas have to scare you. Momo will be included in this line up as a creepypasta, but there will be no ending for her as she caused a lot of suicides, but I don't see her in fanfics and I wanna see how she fares.) He gave me the strangest look. I gave him my number and left, I was getting uncomfortable. I walked back into the woods, I didn't care if I was being followed. I saw my little spot, and sprinted toward it. I grabbed my journal and made another entry. 'I am afraid I have finally snapped, as my mother is dead by my own hands. I will leave this book in the woods, I plan to be dead or far away by the time this journal is found. I am going to my home to burn the evidence. For the last time, ~Y/N'
As I walked through the familiar woods, I heard the ticking again, I simply walked faster. I grabbed lighter fluid from the garage and a box of matches from my room. I trailed the lighter fluid outside and threw in a match. I was leaving this awful place.
FINALLY MEETING THEM
Y/N's P.O.V
It was time for me to leave the house, it was getting dark and the blaze would be more noticable. I grabbed all things of value and ran into the forest. I put the hood of my jacket on as I was walking to my little spot. 'If Slenderman is real......are the other creepypastas real as well? I thought "Tim" and "Brian" were coincidental names, what if they were Hoodie and Masky? Its weird, knowing the ones that are so popular on the internet in fact exist......' I trekked through the forest hearing the ticks, well knowing who it was. "Yes?" No reply. "Look, I know you're there, just come out and tell me what you want." I had to play along, pretend I knew nothing.
Toby's P.O.V
The (skin color) girl was calmly explaining for me to come out, I couldn't. Boss told me not to. I calmly snuck up behind her and was ready to strike.
Y/N's P.O.V
I knew he would try to get me from behind, I grabbed his arm and flung onto his back. I heard him mutter something and I just walked off. A couple minutes later, I passed out. When I woke up I saw an assortment of internet characters.
A/N YOOOOOOOO!!!!! I finally let u meet the love interests! I will now be doing a meme at the end of each chapter
???: Hey Y/N, what does this cloth smell like?
Y/N: chloro-
Y/N: *heavy snoring*
Slender Mansion
Key:
(S/C )= skin color (F/C) = fav color (Y/N) = Your name (L/N) = last name (Y/W/A) = your Wattpad account (N/O/F) = number of followers
(Guys Momo freaks me out and to get memes for this book I had to see her like 50 times, I hope you love these memes to hell, and give me an F in the comments for Author~chan P.S the time skip has something to do with this fact) (In this chap we are just with the boys)
Y/N's P.O.V
I woke up to a room filled with the online sensations that are the Creepypastas. " WHAT THE FUCK?!" I heard a loud voice I could place as Slender's. 'There is no need to afraid child. I assure you, they will not harm you.' After those words, I calmed down A LOT. I slowly stood up and took a deep breath. "Soooooooo......Why am I here again?" 'I sense potential in you, this was further proved when you managed to strike me in the woods.' "Ok then. I basically have a background like a Wattpad story for Creepypasta, so why not?" (OH NOES THE FOURTH WALL P.S tag a fourth wall user here UwU)
Third person P.O.V
The (S/C) girl stood up and skeptically poked Hoodie's cheek. "OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE ALL REAL! or at least Hoodie is..." *Sigh* 'Yes child, we are very real.' The female walked over to each creepypasta and poked them, except for Jeff who she opted to be with slender when he came near her. 'I legit don't get why this dipshit has so many fangirls and fanboys on the internet, I personally think Toby is the superior boi.' (I love toby fite me)
Y/N's P.O.V
I hissed at Jeff, to assert dominance. I basically said "fuck it" and scrolled through creepypasta memes. Slowly they began to come over and look at my screen. (wow nosey AF, give the reader some space) Soon Jeffery broke the silence "What the hell is a 'fangirl'?!" "If only you knew. If. Only. You. Knew. Just advice, don't look up your names on Wattpad." I walked over to Slender. "Where's sally?" 'Sally will be down shortly for introductions, I believe you should take your belongings to your new room.'"Slender? I already know all of you, I don't see the purpose in introductions." 'Yes, you know us, but we don't know you.' I nervously walked up to my room. 'God, I must seem so bipolar.' I walked into my (F/C) room and sat down on the bed.
(Le time skip brought to you by my pain)
I walked downstairs to find everyone at the dining room table, waiting for me. 'Okay then....' I sat down awkwardly next to Toby. "Welp, hiya. My name is (Y/N) (L/N), but you can call me (Y/N) or just "queen" I said smugly. "My Wattpad is (Y/W/A) and I have (N/O/F) followers. Oh! I also do bench documentaries." I laughed at my little inside joke.
Hoodies P.O.V
I saw her silently giggle at the joke she made, I had to keep a straight face, if I didn't she would know who I am.
Third person P.O.V
The (H/C) haired girl asked out of the blue "Wanna play a game? If I can name all of you, I win." Jeff and BEN smiled "Game on." (Y/N) began to prattle out names
"Ok, There's Hoodie, Masky, Ticci Toby, Jeff the killer, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Slenderman, BEN Drowned, Jason the toymaker, The Puppeteer, Trenderman, Splendorman, Offenderman, Jane the killer, Nina the killer, Clockwork, Sally, Lazari, Lulu, Liu, Candy pop, Nurse ann, Judge Angel, Smile.dog, Smile.Jeff, Laughing Jill, Zero, The Scarecrow girl, and Momo, But those are just the REALLY popular creepypastas." The boys surrounding her were speechless. "How do you know all that?"
What should (Y/N) answer? the options are.....
A: I'm just smart.
B: The internet.
C: I am not real! This is all a dream!
D: I would tell you, but I think I already did my fourth wall break for this chapter, right Author~chan?
Comment what (Y/N) should say!
A main character on crack
(Lovely shirt today, I might buy one)
Key: (E/C) = eye color (H/C)= hair color
Third person P.O.V
The boys around the (E/C) eyed female just gawked. "Simple, I knew because I know all." The boys just sorta sat there like 😐 Y/N was acting like a queen should. She had a look on her face like ('・ω・'). "OOOOOKAY then.... BYE BITCHES!" The (H/C) then yeeted to her room. "NYOOOM!" "I-Is she high or something?" "YES!" "HOW THE HELL DID YOU HEAR US FROM UPSTAIRS?" "I TOLD YOU! I KNOW ALL!"
(This a filler chapter, I have writer's block..... HAVE A GREAT WINTER BREAK! BYEEEEEEE!)
IM CRYING IM CRYING IM CRYING IM CRYING IM CRYING
The boys around the (E/C) eyed female just gawked.
"Simple, I knew because I know all." The boys just sorta sat there like
😐
Y/N was acting like a queen should. She
had a look on her face like (' • w • '). "00000KAY then.... BYE BITCHES!" The (H/C) then yeeted to her room. "NYOOOM!" "I-Is she high or something?" "YES!"
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU HEAR US FROM UPSTAIRS?" "|
TOLD YOU! I KNOW ALL!"
IM CRYING PLEASE GET OUT OF MY HEAD
I used to have this culturalsillystine that I used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of it and it was sopping wet all the time I used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
HELP ME PLEASE DONT DO THAT TO ME
Every post of yours to come across my dash lately has been your responses to the most braindead anons I've seen on this site.
My condolences.
I've been getting a lot of retards in my inbox lately. They don't really bother me, I don't care about hate and stuff. Some of them are just so stupid though and it makes me wonder how they even know how to spell half the words they send.
Can someone draw Andrew blaze holding jank boteko thanks
Confession 1190
Transitioning so hard rn wow 💀😭 people are legitematly so fucking retarded and incompetent I cant lol. But the tshot keeps getting taken pls keep binding about me. You keep wanting to bring testosterone to me so yes please make me more masculine in yours and mine insignifcant transition timelines🖤🖤🖤🖤
Confession 1174
Dylan and Eric wouldn't want your ass you only want them because they shot up a school. You're not in love with them, you have a fetish. Saying this off anon because I really don't care anymore.
Confession 1170
Imagine if... wha??? Huh...? Where am I? Bwuh?
Imagine if Dylan and Eric had a uhh... uhhhhm... A uhhh- errr.... I forgot
Imagine if tumblr user culturalsillystine had dementia.. wait who's that? Who are you?
Tee and also hee because now anon asks are off because of you