Daceytheshebear - Dacey, The She Bear

one of my fave asos jaime ironies is the fact that he is #1 archer hater oat. he is such a real hater he emphasizes that he despises them with every fibre of his being every chance he gets. like they are cowards, they are annoying, they keep killing his horsies, they killed his grandma. but george is so funny he is like “what if his life is ultimately saved thanks to archers? fuck this blond whore and everything he stands for”

Will canon actually give us the "there was only one bedroll" trope? I hope so, but even if they don't show it happening... I'm absolutely sure fanfiction writers will give us every version possible and I can't wait for it!! Counting on you talented people is this lovely fandom ❤️🥰

Interesting emphasis on the bedrolls… 🤔

We’ve got another “only one bed” joke coming.

I can tell.

Someone write this fic please!!

There is an AU where Arya actually somehow ends up as Nan, Roose's cupbearer in Winterfell and it's just Jeyne,Theon and Arya doing that meme at each other:

Honestly Theon's point of view would probably not be funny because Theon.

And Arya would try to escape with Jeyne at least.

Cat knew the Braavosi words for mussels and cockles and clams, but along the Ragman's Harbor she cried her wares in the trade tongue, the language of the wharves and docks and sailor's taverns, a coarse jumble of words and phrases from a dozen languages, accompanied by hand signs and gestures, most of them insulting. Those were the ones that Cat liked best. Any man who bothered her was apt to see the fig, or hear himself described as an ass's pizzle or a camel's cunt. "Maybe I never saw a camel," she would tell them, "but I know a camel's cunt when I smell one." Once in a great while that would make somebody angry, but when it did she had her finger knife. She kept it very sharp, and knew how to use it too. Red Roggo showed her one afternoon at the Happy Port, while he was waiting for Lanna to come free. He taught her how to hide it up her sleeve and slip it out when she had need of it, and how to slice a purse so smooth and quick the coins would all be spent before their owner ever missed them. That was good to know, even the kindly man agreed; especially at night, when the bravos and roof rats were abroad.

Favourite Chapter: AFFC - Cat of the Canals

I need this 💔❤️‍🩹

A Sorvus moment inspired by Soren’s little boo-boo face in the trailer