she/her humor takes practice and i am practicing. maybe not very well. anyway have my brain juice mortals!
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Does Blackheart Use His Goatee To Hide The Fact That He Very Much Lacks A Chin Or
does blackheart use his goatee to hide the fact that he very much lacks a chin or
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More Posts from Dachshunds-and-fondue
feel free to try out one or three in your own sentence (another is: dirty little shi tzu) and make up your own
insults i came up with at 3am
carpet lint
dry salamander
empty piñata
dirty shoelace
a dense fkn pumpkin
glass toilet
melted crayon
mcdonald’s ice cream machine
the spaghetti stain on the world’s white shirt
middle schooler
insults i came up with at 3am
carpet lint
dry salamander
empty piñata
dirty shoelace
a dense fkn pumpkin
glass toilet
melted crayon
mcdonald’s ice cream machine
the spaghetti stain on the world’s white shirt
middle schooler
americans be like
sectionalism
I wanna be that grown-up that calls everyone "babes." like. friend? babes. niece? babes. little boy at her niece's preschool? babes. her client on trial for murder? babes. heck she'll call the devil babes when she dies and become his secretary or smn.
happy No More Tea Day