The House (not To Be Confused With The House) Sounds Absolutely Beautiful And Astonishing But It Would

The House (not to be confused with the house) sounds absolutely beautiful and astonishing but it would be much more inviting if it didn’t sound like it would absolutely freezing. Everything would be damp and cold except for perhaps an albatross chick in a cozy nest

Jonsatin for day 3!

“a relationship should be between one man and one woman” a relationship should be a cunty backstabbing swordsman, a butch knight with autism, and the emotional shadows of the two kings that died under their respective watches

idk how anyone can look at the Targaryens ruining their rule the second it started and try to pin their downfall on one person or instance throughout their history. The ruling class of pyromantic blood supremacists were fucked the second they settled down from conquering because anytime any individual tries to rub two brain cells together they combust. That's not even really a joke because almost every one of their ideas involves setting something or someone on fire. More often than not it's themselves!! Dragons plant no trees. There was no "final nail in the coffin" because they were born in the coffin. They threw parties in the coffin. They dressed up the coffin and made it pretty and never even realized they were in one to begin with. Their house words are "Fire and Blood" and their throne is made of swords that routinely cut the person who sits on it. Their entire sense of personal worth is built on conquest and so any time they don't have an external threat to burn they start terrorizing each other instead. This typically happens simultaneously because their appetite for terror cannot actually be satiated because the golden standard is conquering Westeros and it's already been checked off. They think a magic baby from their line coincides with the end of the world and rather than trying to avoid those circumstances they purposefully try to trigger it. They put dragon eggs in the cradles of their newborns. When things don't work their backup plan is almost always blood magic. There is not an ounce of self-preservation to be seen!!!

Sansaery?

sansaery indeed 🙏

the thing is that in addition to being the specialist pirate princess of them all asha literally is the smartest wisest most successful of them all in terms of her plundering and her wartime strategy like she's the only one making any fucking sense everyone else is like "when i am king we will continue to beat ourselves against the endless churning meat mincer of failed ironborn independence" and asha is like "when i am king i am not going to do that" and everyone's like "BOOOOOOO WE HATE THAT!!! BRING BACK THE MEAT MINCER!!!! BOOOO!!!! WE LOVE THE MEAT MINCER!!!"