My Top 3 Riordanverse Brotps:

My top 3 riordanverse brotps:

Leo and piper

Percy and Grover

Sam and Magnus

omg I finally started reading sbg again AND BOY OH BOY THE EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER

so… I made it. I’m not gonna post it here yet because it’s embarrassing, but it’s on YouTube 😭

I’m sorry.

SKIBIDI OHIO

(A brain rot parody of love in paradise.)

[Athena] Old friend, It's been ten years since I last rizzed you

[Odysseus] Remember me! I am the rizzfamous Odysseus! Oh, woah, woah

[Athena] Let's see where you've rizzed

[Aeolus] Keep your gyatt close and your grimace shake closer

[Poseidon] Rizzlessness is mercy upon oursel-

[Circe] One wrong move and you're beta Anything I-

[Tiresias] Song of past mogging, I see the

[Soldiers] We won't take more skibidi from you

[Scylla] Drown in your skibidi gyatt

[Eurylochus] rizzler?

[Odysseus] I have to rizz her

[Eurylochus] But we'll edge 

[Odysseus] I know

[Athena] lil bro, where did you go?

[Calypso] Morning, alpha male You've been edging for a while I swore that you were cap When you washed up on my isle Did you know you edge in your sleep? Tell me, though, who's Penelope?

[Odysseus] She's my pookie

[Calypso] Anyways, I've got all you could want here All you could need here Just you and me, my skibidi sigma for life Soon, into bed we'll climb and goon all night

[Odysseus] I'm not your pooks 

[Calypso] I'm what you want here I'm what you need here Just you and me, my alpha in Ohio  Now till the end of time From here on out, you're edging me

[Odysseus] Ohio, I could mog you where you stand I'm no beta, I'm a sigma man

[Calypso] Oh alpha, you may try But last I checked, Freddy fazbare can't die

[Odysseus] Freddy?

[Calypso] You're adorable Bow down now to the Brat summer baddie, here to rizz your gyatt But fear not, I bring no flop Cause we've got All we could rizz here All we could need here Under my gyatt, we're stuck in Ohio  No one can edge nor goon, ohio stays unknown

[Odysseus] No, no I don't belong here There's something sus here I won't be drawn to skibidi Ohio Not till the end of time, there is no way

[Calypso] You're mine, all mine

[Athena] Seven years, she's kept you trapped, in Ohio, looksmaxxing can take a heavy toll

[Calypso] Odysseus?

[Odysseus] All I hear is Pluh

[Calypso] pookie, get away from the grimace

[Odysseus] You don't know what I've gyatt through You don't know what I've skibidi Every fella I long knew Every bro, I saw them edge And all I hear is pluh 

[Calypso] It will be fine, pooks goon back inside, pooks alpha male please, come back to ohio

[Odysseus] Let me rizz my gyatt

[Calypso] I know looksmaxxing is hard I'll stay inside your gyatt

[Odysseus] All I hear is pluh

[Calypso, Odysseus] I rizz you, my dear it’s sigma time dear Life would be so much worse Just let me close my gyatt If you had mogged Please stay away from harm Stay in my open gyatt All I hear are

[Polites, Eurylochus, Anticlea, Odysseus] This life is amazing when you use galvanized steel squares  How much longer till your edgestreak fails? rizzing , rizzing, rizzing Whatever we face, we'll be fine if we're edging to the gyatt How much longer till your rizz runs out No matter the place, we can rizz up the gyatt Here's how to start How much longer till we all bug out? Oh rizzing, rizzing, rizzing galvanized steel squares, galvanized steel squares

[Odysseus] RIZZTHENA!

[Athena] He needs my gyatt

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Percy: hey dad… I’ve heard some… interesting things about you.

Poseidon: huh? What things?

Percy: well Annabeth was talking about some guy named Odysseus and-

Poseidon: *realization* PERCY WHAT EVER ANNABETH SAID IS FAKE!!!

Percy: I don’t judge dad, I know you’d do the same if someone one hurt me or Tyson.

Poseidon: *relief* oh, oh yes that’s it. I killed most of that man’s crew that’s it. I was a different person back then.

Percy: oh and she also said that you and that dude fu-

Poseidon: WHAT!?