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“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child

I think about this tweet all the time

This one was just miraculous: two large slices of pure perfection. Lifting the slice with a crust so softly thin, that the cheese was just oozing out from underneath itself: the triangular platonic ideal for a shapely shape of such convected goodness. It slid down my thrussy until I bravely swallowed into what was once the achingly emptied pits of my belly.

I just want to be told that I am good and deserve to be loved and touched.

The CDC: “Good news! Only the immunocompromised are dying from COVID.”

99% of the population: “Good news! If the immunocompromised want to live they can idk just stay home forever.” Immediately stop masking.

Me, immunocompromised: “Y’all are going to to get Long Covid and you deserve it.”

Y’all: “Wow you’re cruel.”