HE SO WOULD

HE SO WOULD 😭😭

The Brothers as customers in a grocery store

Just spent eight hours in a grocery store, so here’s the brothers as customers I’ve encountered during my past two years as a cashier! >:D

Lucifer

This man buys an insane amount of groceries and he comes in every day/every other day.

You will be scanning his items for like ten minutes.

He knows all of the cashiers and they all know him as well. He has a favourite and will specifically go to that person if they’re working.

He’s very polite, but also kind of impatient. He’ll say “Can I get the receipt?” before you can ask him.

He also won’t say anything if you make a mistake or something goes wrong, but he will be tapping his fingers against the counter the entire time he has to wait.

Pays with the physical card each and every time this man does not do cash or Apple Pay.

Mammon

He knows all of the discounts and if an item gets scanned to the wrong price he will ask you to correct it, even if it’s like two dollars.

He’ll also joke if he can get an extra discount and make it awkward because you both know you can’t give him one. >:((

“Oh, I spent that much? Haha, inflation is really hittin’ hard these days, huh?”

“Ya sure I can’t get a discount or somethin?”

Always says yes to the receipt and stands really close while checking if it’s correct.

If your store has an app or something he has it and he knows all the secret discounts.

Leviathan

He’s in n’ out in five minutes

Only ever buys the necessities, so he doesn’t have to be in the store for too long.

He wears headphones and doesn’t reply when you say hello. Also doesn’t make eye contact with you the entire time.

Doesn’t bother to bag his groceries, he just grabs them all and runs out of the store before you can even ask if he’d like the receipt.

Satan

Satan’s a pretty normal customer I’d say

The only thing weird is that he buys, like, a lot of cat food.

You and your coworkers refer to him as “the cat guy”.

You’ll often try to guess what he needs all of that cat food for.

Is he a cat sitter? Does he have 12 cats? Does he feed the strays? Does he eat it himself?

On second thought he’s not that normal, but he’s always very polite.

Asmodeus

I imagine he buys the most fruity ass liquor ever.

It’ll be called “tutti frutti sugar shock” and it’ll be like 40% alcohol.

He jokes about having to show ID.

On the other hand, if you ask him for ID before he can make a joke, he’ll be very flattered.

He'll put his hair behind his ear and start flirting with you. (Because he 100% thinks that you asking for ID means that you are initiating the flirt.)

He once bought a banana, a pack of condoms and a pack of butter just to see the cashiers reaction.

When the cashier didn't react he got very disappointed and didn't come back for 2 weeks.

Beelzebub

Beel's the perfect fucking customer and you cannot change my mind.

He's always super polite and nice.

He buys obscene amounts of protein powder, protein drinks, protein bars etc.

You seriously wonder why he's buying a new tub of protein powder once a week. How much does he drink a day? Does he mix it 50/50 and eat it like pudding?

He'll also make you scan an open chip bag because he got hungry while shopping and needed a snack.

If something goes wrong or you make a mistake, he'll be super nice about it.

"Don't worry about me," "Take your time," "I'm not in a hurry," etc. etc.

He will be munching on those chips the whole time he's waiting, though.

He'll even put other customers in their place if he sees someone berating a worker. (Big twin-brother instinct)

Belphegor

Will buy like thirty energy drinks at the same time if they're on sale

Slow as fuck when bagging groceries, he does not care.

He always asks workers where stuff is because he cannot be bothered to go look for it.

Mammon Headcanons

Warnings - GN!Reader, NSFT topics, mentions of S/M, Bondage, BDSM, SW, Tease & Denial, Edging, Cockwarming, Slight Exibitionism

Characters - GN!Reader x Mammon

Authors note - I apologize for the almost week long wait between Lucifer and Mammon’s Ver, I have been incredibly busy doing absolutely nothing 🗣️‼️

Prefers degradation over praise, it definitely flips a switch for him hearing just how pathetic and needy he is for his special little human

If you really wanna break him, edge and degrade him for being so pathetically and effortlessly obedient, then end things off by praising him for being such a good boy as you talk him down his orgasm <3

Switch with a submissive lean, it honestly depends on how possessive or how greedy he feels at the moment

Light masochist w/ a slight pain kink, he’ll always play oblivious whenever you bring it up but there’s no denying that breathy moan paired with the “innocent” blush that lightly dusts his face whenever you tie his ropes just a bit too tight

Loves lap dances, giving or receiving, clothed or unclothed, doesn’t matter to him ( He 100% prefers it unclothed, the feeling of skin to skin growing more and more wet with each tease around his drooling cock will always break him )

Rope Bunny, he loves being tied up or restrained during the act, will purposely shift to his Demon form just so you can tie the area around his wings all nice and pretty for him just in case he gets too overstimulated

Loves being cockwarmed by MC while gambling in private clubs or playing card games with his brothers, he thinks it adds onto the pleasure ( just try not to move too much, he always gets painfully sensitive early on )

An absolute god on the pole, there has been times where Mammon has resorted to jobs at a Strip club just to pay off some debts, and trust me when I say this man has skills that can rival Asmo when it comes to the pole

Whenever he’s feeling possessive or painfully greedy, this man is the roughest bottom in all of the 3 words, you can’t blame him, he just loves seeing the handprints left on your ass and hips once he finishes and comes down from that high

When he’s close, his pretty moans will turn into needy whimpers and breathy pants riddled with lust, 10 out of 10 times he’ll also shift into his demon form just to wrap his wings around you

Appearance wise, he’s cut, blunt tip, long and on the thicker side for both human and demon standards, has a light white and yellow happy trail <3

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Random Obey Me! Rant 3

I feel like for the most part, the little D’s are just dumb little babies that can barely form a coherent thought..

Of course there’s some of them who have WAY more consciousness and brainpower than others, and then there’s the majority of them that are just silly lil babies who all share one third of a braincell 😭😭😭

But one thing that all of the Little D’s have in common is how they never fail to act like their “parents”

No.2’s will all come together and scheme plans to steal whatever catches their eyes (anything shiny)

And there’s no way in hell you’ll ever be able to pull No.5’s away from a Mirror or any form of makeup

Just like how all of the No.6’s will scurry like little ants to any source of food they see

Or how all of the No.7’s will pile on top of each other and sleep in one big pile!

And Diavolo would love them all so much, he’d give all of them individual names and he would treat them as if their his own flesh and blood, he’d even have monthly movie nights where all of them huddle up and watch a cheesy romance movie <33

They’d look exactly like this 😭💞💞💞))