Uchihas Are Just Built Different Lmao.

Uchihas are just built different lmao.

Say whatever you want about them, but no one simps like an Uchiha. No one.

Obito? Starts world war 4 over this girl who kicked his ass so far into the friendzone she broke NCAA field goal record

Itachi? Goes full "Lizzie Borden at family dinner" on his clan because some Deathstroke the Terminator looking fuck insinuated he was gonna maybe possibly definitely gonna fuck with Sasuke

Shisui? Rips out his own eyeball and flings it at Itachi like the world's worst birthday present, before dramatically flinging himself off a cliff like the heroine in a Victorian novel

Sasuke? This motherfucking egg noodle feels One™ (1) human emotion of Affection ™ for Naruto and instead of handling that in any way maturely, abandons his village, sticks his arm through Naruto's chest like a sock puppet, starts wearing open collared shirts and becomes an INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST

And let's not forget the original Simp™, the OG who started it all, the Uchiha Simp King:

Madara. This dude who kept himself alive for years on a diet of nothing but Spite™ so that he might one day face Hashirama again. Dude who sat down in the middle of a WAR to wait for Hashirama. Claims to hate Hashirama the most, but also no one is his equal and any person who even implies that they might be equal to Hashirama is lying and is shit and Madara needs to Defend His Honor because no one is allowed to speak of Hashirama like that. Dude has no goals, no ambitions, all thoughts only Hashirama Senju™ Notice Me Sempai.

King of the Simps™

Hello!!

In Florida, there is a bill being passed that would be detrimental to queer youths and families. It’s called the Don’t Say Gay bill and, among other things, it would make all discussions of queerness in primary schools illegal. Parents would be able to sue the teacher/school if they find out, and teachers will also be legally obligated to tell parents if a student is out at school no matter what age- obviously putting lgbtq+ youths and families in possibly dangerous situations.

This bill has been passed in Florida House and is expected to be passed by Senate and the Governor. There are lobbies and other protests going on, but I’m unable to attend as I’m still in high school.

To do my part in combatting this bill, I’m trying raise awareness for it and let other queer people and allies know.  I’m also trying to put together a comprehensive google document with links and paraphrasing of different queer sources explaining our history and the current environment we live in. I plan on having important lgbtq+ historical figures, legislation in the US (where I live) that affects us, and perspectives from overlapping and intersecting communities (different ethnicities and races, different religions, mentally ill/neurodivergent, mentally/physically disabled, kink, etc.).  I’m here to ask for help with this google doc. If anyone has any specifics you’d like me to add, some sources that you’ve used and that helped, or if you’re part of an overlapping/intersecting community and would like to share your perspective, please let me know!!! I want this to be open and accessible for as many people as possible, so please give me tips if you have them!!

Blue lock hcs.

-Itoshi and Barou are obsessed with tea and not just tea, but the entire process that goes with it. Whether it’s traditional Japanese tea or teabags, they know something about it. Barou either tries to hide this obsession or he’s extremely proud about it and will literally break your face if you were to make fun of him for it. Itoshi’s a bit more suppressed with this obsession, he doesn’t like people thinking he has anything but soccer on his mind.

-Isagi loves dumplings, nobody knows why, but he just does.

-Reo loves giving Nagi piggy back rides and Nagi quietly enjoys these(pretty much canon tbh), the thing that Reo doesn’t love is the back ache that comes along with carrying someone practically your weight.

-Nagi went through a cosplayer phase.

-Kunigami loves kickboxing, it’s one of his favourite passions after soccer. He also loves working out, running and rugby(idk).

-Once Bachira confused a high five for a hug causing Rin to suffer an aneurysim. What can I say, the boy’s touch starved.

-Karasu Tabito is a manwhore. His highest record for hook-ups in one day is 6 and this was in the span of 2 hours. Think Barney Stinson without the inherent misogyny.

-Otoya is a gamer(idk).

-The only one apart from Rin who’s fluent in English in Blue Lock is Reo.

-Chigiri once tried straightening his hair, only to burn half of it off. He’s never even looked in the general direction of a straightener after that.

-Shidou has bitten through at least three of the muzzles Ego put on him in the punishment room. Ego is currently running low on muzzles. Donations are appreciated.

-Lastly, Anri is vegan. She’s also one of those peoples who feel bad about not donating enough, causing her to starve during her lunch hour on more than one occation.

This is by far one of my favourite tumblr posts.

Listen folks…

I want to build a cathedral.

Really! I do!

All of these big religious organizations have them, and it makes them really fuckin’ hard to ignore.

Even the Mormons have them! Although they call them “temples”

But Yknow what? I want a Cathedral to Satan.

No, not so Satanism becomes a central religion.

No, not so we can “push out” Christian faiths.

No, I want one because it would make us impossible to ignore anymore.

It would make satanists less of a “fringe” group, and it would scream to the world:

WE ARE HERE!

And it would be a glorious, unholy place. A place where people aren’t divided like they are in most organized faiths.

Hungry? Well here ya go, fresh from the downstairs kitchen.

Cold? Here’s a hoodie and a blanket my dude!

Do you need someone to talk to? Give us a call, a text, or even come see one of our priests/priestesses! They’ll listen!

Are you in danger? Come, your abuser won’t find you here, lay low until we can help you contact police or plan your next move.

Parents kick you out? Hey, we know it’s tough, and it’s hard to know just WHO to call, we’ll get you on a LGBT+ youth crisis hotline.

I want the rejects to have a place to be, while serious satanists use the building for rituals and worship as they see fit!

Closeted pagan? You (or your coven) can use a conference room of ours to do your rituals!

Having trouble coming to grips with your doubt in faith, but you’re too scared to go to a priest or bishop for fear of being reprimanded? Come to us, we have plenty of material for you to read.

On top of it all, we’ll have a black marble building that stands tall amongst the buildings around it, looming in the middle of the square, so bigoted big-Faithers have no choice but to look at it. Every. Single. Day.

It’ll be like a middle finger to god, while we tend his black sheep, and turn them into Black Goats.

reblog if you fully and intentionally are referring to aspec people as well when you use the word queer to refer to the community

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Blue lock hcs part 2: Because I’m bored and don’t wanna study.

-Ego has a foot fetish.

-Anri having to take care of Ego constantly is one of the biggest reasons she no longer wants kids.

-Sae has never regretted anything as much as a he regrets giving Shidou his number. 

-Bachira might never admit it, but he has on occasion jerked off to his monster(don’t @ me, I know what I said).

-Actually, never mind, he would admit it.

-Nagi owns a pair of......crocs(somehow this is the most embarrassing thing on this post).

-Isagi has two sides and anyone who’s read the entire manga knows this, he may seem like a chill guy on the outside, but on the inside if you dare get in the way of what he wants, he will literally rip you apart. Chapter 62 is simply just proof of this. 

-Nagi forgot to tell his parents he was going to join Blue Lock. They genuinely believed their son had been kidnapped for a good two weeks or so until like Reo’s family called them and informed them of their son’s whereabouts. Either that or Nagi lives alone(idk it just makes sense in my head, even though he’s what sixteen, I forgot their ages).

-Kaiser....I have legit nothing to say about Kaiser.

-Noel Noah and dadbods go together. (But like he doesn’t have it right now, I’m just saying it was made for him, just the vibes you know).

-Now this isn’t a hc, but who else thought Reo was a redhead. Am I just really stupid, cause I went through like 140 chapters thinking he’s a redhead or something and then bam Reo fanart smacks me in the head.