GO IKORA, KICK LAKSHMI'S ASS

GO IKORA, KICK LAKSHMI'S ASS

IN THIS HOUSE, WE STAN A QUEEN

AND HER NAME IS IKORA REY

SAW THE REVEAL TRAILER

AND HOLY F*CK???

THEN I JUMPED ON TO PLAY SEASON 15 AND-

DOUBLE HOLY F*CK???

YW at Crow, signing: Oh dear, oh dear, gorgeous

YW years ago at Uldren about the Black Garden: You f*cking *unintelligible curse words*

"So, who put the entire stock of Target bouncy balls in the elevator?"

-Probably Osiris at Cayde-6, Andal Brask, and Shiro-4

I FOUND THIS FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY PICTURE FOLDER HELLO??? WHEN?

I DON'T KNOW WHO I TOOK THIS FROM BUT ALL CREDIT TO YOU GOOD SIR/MADAM/OTHER

Based on a possible Xiao re-run, my mind has gone and come up with this:

My main characters: Traveler, Keqing, and Albedo standing by a satanic circle and praying...

That one of those anemo pretty bois come home. Pls. Kazuha or Xiao. Just-

PLEASE-

*Albedo, opening the door*: Sorry I'm late, I was... doing things

*Xinyan rushing in, disheveled*: He pushed me down the f*cking stairs!

Albedo: Pushed is such a strong word... I prefer to call it... 'Giving you a little nudge.'

Xinyan: Oh I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up your ass!

*Albedo, pointing to Keqing and Traveler*: HEY! Watch your f*cking language in front of the presidents.

(Honestly this is what I think of everytime I use Xinyan's elemental burst on Albedo's flower elevator and I accidentally fall afterwards :P)