You Refused To Sign His Contract So He Put On His Lymeric Snuggie

You refused to sign his contract so he put on his lymeric Snuggie

me as an aroace with no experience when my friends start talking about their relationship problems:

me after they're finished:

AROACE ALASTOR FOR THE SOOOULLLLL 💚💜

couldn’t even focus on the rest of the dialogue because this sent me into hysterics

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.