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Todays Analysis: Very Confused
Today’s analysis: very confused
Aro/ace thoughts: do I have a crush or is it just caffeine rush
Today’s analysis: Caffeine rush
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Aro/ace thoughts: do I have a crush or is it just caffeine rush
Today’s analysis: Caffeine rush
.....keep the name jeff.
Hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents’ house to comfort her 95-year old grandmother.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied: ”He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
”Oh no, my dear” replies granny. ”Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring”.
”It was just the right rythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
She pauses to wipe away a tear, and continued, ”He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
In my defense for writing this post, it was 3 am
It's officially been 3 years since i peed my pants so yay me
I just found out Ben got demoted from #1 and am very upset I didn't realize it in the show
Yo, Umbrella Academy fandom, I wanna talk dumb shit
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