I Want To Hear From As Many Jews As Possible On This One So Reblogs For A Larger Sample Size Would Be

I want to hear from as many Jews as possible on this one so reblogs for a larger sample size would be appreciated!

More of a whole fandom thing, less of a ship thing, but here's what I've got for one line to tell you what it is:

"real or not real?" "real."

"where did you get that magnet, Lily?"

"You'll get married, Jo. (...) And I'll watch."

"What if they say, 'get outta here, kid! you got no future!' I mean, I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection!"

"Of all the gin joints in the world, she walks into mine."

"The game is on."

"I wish I had a million dollars. Hot dog!"

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"A word which here means..."

"inconceivable!"

"Comparing my intellect to a broken cigarette lighter...that's an interesting mix of poetry and meaness."

"I don't want diamond sunbursts or marble halls. I just want you."

"Stay with me." "Always."

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

"Get me a glass of milk! Chocolate!"

"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”

"Can you hear it? Can you hear the ticking or the clocks, Goncharov?"

Bellum: This is a list of possible places Carmen Sandiego could've gone to this time.

Coach Brunt:

Coach Brunt: This is a globe.

Maelstrom: Yeah. We have no clue where she is.

“One of the most healing things you can do is recognize where in your life you are your own poison.”

— Steve Maraboli

Parents in movies when their 13-14 year old gets their period: oh no it’s too soon!

The ppl that got their period before the end of 5th grade:

This is without doubt the funniest thing to ever exist.