I Wonder What Would Happen If The Chain Had Not Only Twilights Epona But Also Warriors Epona? I Mean,

I wonder what would happen if the Chain had not only Twilight’s Epona but also Warriors’ Epona? I mean, I know I haven’t finished Hyrule Warriors yet but I can imagine that a war horse of Epona’s size would be slightly terrifying to enemies. I definitely imagine Epona crushing enemies and traitors alike underneath her hooves and probably enjoying it when it was traitors that tried to hurt Warriors. It also helps that Epona is most likely a small Shire horse which is one of the tallest horse breeds.

I can also imagine Warriors spoiling her to high heaven after battles were done. Like once the battle was over and they were safe, Warriors starts pampering her. If he wasn’t injured himself, he would clean the blood and guts off of her and make sure she is ready for next battle. Gives her extra treats when he can. Plus other things that horse owners do because I don’t own a horse.

After the war, I’m sure Warriors started spoiling her even more. That girl is spoiled but not afraid of kicking anyone who deserves it. Snotty nobles? Deserve it. Women and men who were told no? Totally deserved it. Cia? Definitely deserved it and probably more. Legend? OK maybe she shouldn’t have kicked him but she doesn’t like the ‘pretty boy’ nickname and comments.

All and all? I need more war horse Epona!

Having ADHD is both a blessing and a curse, currently right now it’s a bit of a blessing.

I remembered this art that showed a fake fairy or maybe a mimic fairy? They were called something but I can’t remember. Maybe bibbles?

You know how fairies are little ladies with wings until you’re far away and then they’re balls of light with wings? These fake fairies looked like balls with wings and sharp teeth. The art also showed Legend being chased and bitten by them. If anyone knows what I am talking about, please tell me so I can credit this person.

Anyways, I was thinking about this art, and it got me thinking. I’m pretty sure a lot of us headcanon that Warriors is such a dad to both Mask, Tune, maybe Skull Kid and Tetra, and most definitely to his fairies.

I also headcanon that Warriors is mostly okay with Legend calling him ‘pretty boy’. As long as the boy is joking, the moment he has a serious or hurtful tone then everything changes. Everyone else that knows Warriors on the other hand does not like that nickname.

Warriors’ Epona has kicked him multiple times for saying that nickname within her hearing range. Wind and Time have pranked him so many times that he’s gotten slightly paranoid. Or rather, he’s gotten more paranoid than usual. Ravio tried to lectured him on calling Warriors that name but a portal took him before he could start. Fi has been playing noises that for some reason, only Legend can hear. She doesn’t do it often, just enough that he think he’s going slightly mad.

And to top it all off there are times were, even though they are not in Wild’s or Wind’s time, a heavy durian or a large coconut would land directly on his head.

Now what would happen if he called Warriors ‘pretty boy’ in front of his fairies? 

“Release the bibbles!” A chorus of fairies screamed.

“OUCH! SON OF A BITCH! STOP BITING YOU PIECES OF SHIT!”

Honestly I did this post as a test. The fact you can find this without going to my blog like my LU Warriors headcanon post is infuriating.

I want to post my LU Warriors headcanons but the three times I try, they’re not showing up in the tag search. And I’d tagged them correctly. Is anyone else having this problem?

I might try again later but I hate that even though they’re tagged correctly, they’re not showing up.

The Apocalypse 13th 十三番目の黙示録 【Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom】

*Later on*

Warriors: Lesson 1 on how to talk to people you country bumpkin, don’t call random strangers ‘darling’, ‘sweetheart’, or goddess forbid, ‘sweet thing’

Twilight: I don’t understand why I can’t use ‘darling’ but who calls strangers ‘sweet thing’?

Warriors: Men in my battalion. Most of them got slapped.

Twilight: Only most?

Proxi: We’ll give you a 200% tip on the order if can you add the information we want.

Bartender: Make it 350% and have some of your men drop by later. Business has been slow.

Proxi: Deal.

Mask: I’ll take the largest glass of milk you got.

Tune: What kind of soup do you? Any that doesn’t have vegetables?

Proxi: Tune.

"Did you get all that?"