The Rider War Is...CANCELLED MOTHERFUCKERS

The Rider War is...CANCELLED MOTHERFUCKERS

IT’S TIME TO TAKE THE J, GREAT LEADERMACHINE

Aaaaand then Mach got Snail Bukkake'd.

Today I learned that SIC Hero Saga came up with an Ouja Survive. Which is just…why? Why would you even. Was he not enough of a danger as just a psychopath with THREE CONTRACTED MONSTERS??? I mean…no. The only place that an Ouja Survive should exist is in an AR World where it’s just him and Kusaka from Faiz in a desert.

They can become the ultimate trash couple, it’ll be great.

Also Orga! I mean Orga is super awful and comes with brainwashing and all, but like, Yuuji got his own Rider Gear and it was badass! AND he didn't join Smart Brain of his own free will! Or torture Takumi! So pluses there?

y’know what? you’re absolutely right. we should just accept paradise lost as the one true faiz canon. it’s 10x better than the show, anyway.

we’ve got mari wielding a machine gun, kusaka dying within the first 5 minutes, keitaro as the kaixa we deserve, kaidou actually expressing care for yuka, and murakami’s weird head in a jar. what more could one need

Narumi Akiko is a national treasure.

Hubby and I started W... > 3>

…Jinno’s face basically summarizes the ride so far.

“This is happening…?”

Nago does get better later, but it unfortunately coincides with the writers kind of, uh, losing their plot threads. Like all at once. Better Nago is the booby prize you get for this.

If this sounds intensely frustrating to watch it uh, it will be. A friend of mine has called Kiva "Wasted Potential: The Series", and I've found that to be reeeeeaaaaally accurate.

I actually do really enjoy Nago's stuff, but in the same way I enjoy, say, Tachibana. Or Kaidou.

yeah, i feel ya. it’s just… tachibana’s a mess but he’s a sweetheart, too. kaidou’s a mess but he’s weird and (when he’s not harassing mari or being rude to yuka) fairly funny. nago’s a mess and an asshole and… also just kind of a dreary, tiresome person. :/ even his memes aren’t all that fun imo