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I actively have dreams of being the world's most elegant and graceful pole dancer to ever ever

i would greatly appreciate directions to the closest *good* martini and complimentary marlboros

mmm i need advicee so! my ex bf got with his girl bsf a (barely) month after we stopped talking and when we'd fight abt cheating (he'd accuse me like 3 times a week because I was always hanging out with my friends [follow up, I have a really nasty household that I'm always trying to avoiddduh]) and whenever I'd argue that he's no better because he has girl friends too (he'd say this bc I'm bi LOL) and he'd go silent and say it's different like??? bring up names and everything and I always had a feeling she had a crush on him and that shit was kinda sketch but I was also his first love first everything ykyk so can a girlie tell me to just stop crashing out over this blonde man or be like ur so right girl omg

me bc it’s august and i canceled my plans this weekend just in case he calls

okay but like in my dreams i am an absinthe connoisseur, a ballerina, a psychologist and a museum curator at the same time, oh and an alcoholic that too #whatever

no because i am not a girlfailure i am actually super effing smart and witty and lover

shoot me actually

today was so exhausting,, and for what??

girl rotting in my girl bed ♡