No Cap Tho

No cap tho

homestuck characters using social media

(All of them have discord obviously so just assume that that’s stated) 

John- has Facebook. That’s it. Will post a picture of a dog that Jade sent him once in a while. Has 7 friends.

Jade- has Pinterest and Tumblr. Uses them all for cute animals and aesthetic pictures. Has 18 tumblr followers but 10 of them are bots.

Dave- has Instagram, Snapchat, and Tiktok. Will only post “ironic” pictures where he pretends to be a fuckboy. 10k Instagram followers, 153 Snapchat friends, and 287k tiktok followers.

Rose- has tumblr but she hasn’t used it since 2014, when she had an MCR fanblog with 4,010 followers.

Karkat- has a YouTube channel where he reacts to things and makes fun of them. Has just under a million subscribers.

Terezi- doesn’t use social media

Gamzee- has reddit. He’s such a reddit guy oh my god. Makes posts on r/cringe and r/dankmemes. Has one post on r/cringe with 6k upvotes and 8 awards. The post is a selfie of himself that Terezi and Karkat posted to spite him. It didn’t work.

Kanaya- has Facebook because she’s the mom friend. Posts selfies of her and Rose, sometimes with Vriska photobombing them. Has 89 friends.

Vriska- has Reddit and Instagram. She doesn’t use Reddit that much, but she’s on Instagram literally all the time. Makes rants about everyone with bizzare photos in the background. Has 860 followers.

Tavros- has a minecraft letsplay YouTube channel with 43 subscribers.

Sollux- also has a minecraft letsplay YouTube channel where he collabs with Tavros. Has 27 subscribers.

Aradia- has a Tumblr where she posts about funerals she’s snuck into uninvited. Has 14k followers.

Nepeta- has a Wattpad and a Tiktok account. She writes Catperson!reader x crush fanfictions, and makes catgirl tiktoks. Her tiktok has 3 million followers.

Equius- has a tiktok just to follow Nepeta.

Eridan- he would have reddit and youtube, he has insanely large Reddit Kid vibes. Posts on r/dankmemes and r/minecraft.

Feferi- has Instagram where she looks at pictures of cool fish. 2 followers but they’re both bots. 

Jake- has Instagram. Posts RIDICULOUSLY awkward selfies but still has like 6 million followers. 

Jane- has Facebook but doesn’t post. 3 friends.

Dirk- Reddit and Pornhub. Both for joke reasons. He doesn’t post on Reddit but he makes comments on pornhub videos about stuff not even pertaining to the video.

Roxy- Wattpad and Tumblr. She writes Harry Potter fanfiction and looks for Harry Potter fanart. 4 tumblr followers. 

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

clickbait sports thumbnails might be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

This looks like a type of movie my dad and I would watch religiously and I wish it was real

On another note Luminary/Eleven unironically looks really cool in my opinion lol

I remember me and my cousin would like to go to playgrounds until nightfall, it was surprisingly fun just hanging out in the dark.

when reality feels off

- leaving the theater after watching a movie

- looking up from reading a book and realizing where you are

- any place that’s open 24 hours (bonus: going to said place in the early hours and hearing both “good evening” and “good morning”)

- playgrounds at night

- arriving for an early morning flight and seeing a deserted airport with most of the shops closed

- dead malls with decor that hasn’t changed since the 90s

- motels of any kind

- stopping at a gas station at night in the middle of nowhere while on a road trip

- grocery stores in small towns

- places meant for children’s birthday parties (especially if you went there as a kid and are now older)

- little doors and attics in your house

Happy one year to Sora in Smash! He's too fun to play and his trailer GOES HARD

One year already… Man I’ll never forget how happy I was, that was such a good day. Mained him from day one and still do today, it’s so much fun playing with him!