( * MISC PROMPTS !

(     *     MISC PROMPTS   !    

feel free to change pronouns / titles as needed !

❛  i wouldn’t want to corrupt you.  ❜

❛  you think that i’m gonna be a burden to you, is that it?  ❜

❛  you’ve got people dying all around you every day!  ❜

❛  we can go slower if that’s what you want.  ❜

❛  we’re gonna burn up if we don’t get out of here!  ❜

❛  i think that we’ve had enough suspense to last a lifetime.  ❜

❛  i’m not gonna blame anyone for what happened anymore.  ❜

❛  have a terrible rest of your life.  ❜

❛  you know what you’re doing. you know it’s wrong.  ❜

❛  everybody’s better off without me, like you said.  ❜

❛  it’s not your fault, so stop hating yourself.  ❜

❛  it was for the greater good.  ❜

❛  everyone around us… dies.  ❜

❛  all you do is hurt me.  ❜

❛  you’ve never been on the right side of anything.  ❜

❛  then set me up. i’ll screw anyone right now.  ❜

❛  i am pathetic. i know.  ❜

❛  you’re justified in feeling betrayed.  ❜

❛  i’m not like you. i can’t just… move on.   ❜

❛  it was despicable what i did to you.  ❜

❛  i’m in the mood to yell.  ❜

❛  all i want is to end up like you.  ❜

❛  if anyone’s right for this, it’s you.  ❜

❛  if you say a word to anyone, i will personally slit your throat.  ❜

❛  you don’t lie to people you love!  ❜

❛  this was the wrong way because — because it wasn’t the right way.  ❜

❛  fear is the loneliest feeling.  ❜

❛  you can be in a throng of people, but if you’re afraid, you’re on your own.  ❜

❛  sometimes there’s no warning. nothing at all.  ❜

❛  vengeance burns. it burns your heart. it makes the pain worse.  ❜

❛  don’t let that happen to you.  ❜

dumb things my friends and I have said: 2024!

part three: july - september apologies ahead of time for length! feel free to change pronouns if need be. warning for foul and dirty language, suggestiveness, and capslock-implied yelling :)

"Do you wanna access my tiddies?"

"I'm not gonna lie, I really like the cum hat."

"I need to respect pronouns so bad right now."

"About to be posted up on the toilet seat."

"I should stop doing that 'cause I need to be in you the whole time."

"I'm on a cocktail of ibuprofen, Claritin D, and cough medicine, and I don't feel like a person, but let's get this bread."

"Of course Montana is debt free, bears don't get welfare."

"The baby was in the balloon?"

"And he has a gun, for the gender reveal!"

"Of course it's boring and weird. This party was basically put together by dementia grandma and her incel grandsons."

"I'm like a cactus."

"Adderall? More like... subtracterall. 'Cause it subtracts the ADHD."

"Alcohol is a scam to make me pee more."

"Is he about to kill me over my m&m preferences?"

"I'm kinda serving fallopian right now."

"Oh, uh, I gotta go fold my goldfish."

"What if we were the lemon stealing whores we found along the way?"

"No lesbians in the cookies."

"I'm just gonna chill with my balls on the windowsill."

"Your ass is not responsible for their skill issue."

"Don't forget your chlamydia. Whatever the fuck it's called."

"I should take my roomba to go see that."

"Whole Foods has Original Sin."

"I think there was an AI that learns how to fight... And a little chair that flies around. Then a destroyed house."

"And remember: 'strap' is just 'parts' backwards."

"Unfortunately, there is no vore in Rocky Horror."

"If you ever can't focus... eat dick."

"The code's so hard I made him piss rocks!"

"YOU FUCKING ROBLOX CUBE."

"Can we talk about the cockroach fucker again?"

"Use teeth if you're not a coward."

"I'd be hlashing my fucking flazzards."

"HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO SNORT SODA?"

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50 cliché tropes and prompts

It’s my first prompt list! Thank you to my followers for helping. Credit not needed but please don’t repost. Feel free to link back to the list! These may be cliche but I love them.

There’s people chasing us and I pulled you into the alley with me and wow you’re close

Your shirt/jumper was in the laundry pile and I couldn’t help but steal it

I’m dying and I’m confessing my love for you

Kissing in the rain and getting soaked before running inside laughing

Playing with their hair while their head’s in your lap.

Jolting awake after a nightmare and being comforted

“Good morning, beautiful/handsome”

Hands brushing unexpectedly

There’s only one bed and we sleep as far away as possible from each other but wake up cuddling

You confessed your feelings and we’re about to kiss but we get interrupted

Secret relationship

We dated in high school but then you moved away but now you’re back in town

Both going to grab the same thing and touching hands, then making eye contact.

We’re roommates but we’re falling for each other

Drunkenly confessing feelings

I need a date for this wedding

“I think I’m in love with you.”

Fake dating AU

Blurting out a confession of love

You’re in a coma and I confess all my feelings only for you to wake up

Blind date set up by friends

You’re my new bodyguard and you’re cute.

“Just tell why you did it!” “Because I’m in love with you, okay!”

You’re my ex but I think I still have feelings for you

Wrapping arms around them when they make breakfast

Cuddling in comfortable silence before murmuring “I love you”

Help me I’m being hit on at a bar please be my fake boyfriend for a second

We literally ran into each other

You’re leaving for something dangerous and I can’t help but kiss you

Painting the house that ends in a paint fight and giggles

“You’ve got something on your lip, here let me.”

A soft smile before leaning in for a kiss

Everyone thinks I should stay away from you because you’re dangerous

Spin the bottle

“Do you trust me?”

Friends with benefits and both people catching feelings.

We’re dating and I didn’t know you were a mobster/biker

Everyone thinks we’re already dating, but we’re just best friends- oh wait

Having a bad day and the other noticing

“You saved my life.”

Overhearing they have feelings for you

I’m going to save you from the terrible date you’re having

Taking care of the other when sick or injured

I’m your new neighbour and I got locked out, help!

You took a bullet for me

Argument leading to kissing/sex

“I’ve been in love with you for years.”

I called you at 2am because I need you

You caught me doing something dangerous and flipped out 

I’m scared but won’t admit it so you take my hand 

Protective sentence starters??

because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful

“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”

“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”

“Don’t touch her/him!”

“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”

“I will always step in between you and something like that.”

“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”

“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”

“The stepping stool is unecessary.”

“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”

“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 

“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”

“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”

“You could have been hurt.”

“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”

“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”

“I’m gonna protect you.”

“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”

“I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”

“Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”

“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”

“She/He isn’t an object.”

“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”

“You don’t know anything about her/him!”

“What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”

“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”

“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”

“Wait, let me walk you home.”

“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”

“It’s dangerous.”

“I’m worried about you.”

“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”

“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”

“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”

“I’ll go see what the noise was.”

“Stay on the phone with me.”

“Promise me you’ll be safe.”

“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”

“He/She did what to you?”

“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”

“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”

“Stay behind me.”

“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”

“I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”

“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 

“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”

“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”

“Thank you for always sticking with me.”

“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”

“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”

“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”

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