If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I Got Into A Nonexistent Fandom Because Of A Book (that Is Somehow Connected

If I had a nickel for every time I got into a nonexistent fandom because of a book (that is somehow connected to Stephen king) I had to read for something at school

I’d have 2 nickels

Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

THEY BIT ALL OVER MY ANKLES AND IT ITCHES ITS WORSE THAN MOSQUITOS

When you constantly joke about having fleas and now you actually do have fleas

Judge/judgess holden chuffin back a fat dart

Uuuughhhhh I need mutuals who like the weird obscure stuff I like ughhhhh I need more people to talk to

Ik nobody is gonna give a shit but woahhh waow it’s the guy from that one book uhhhhhhhhh what’s it called again??????