(Y/n): Oh Just So You Know, It's Very Muggy Outside

(Y/n): Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Sebastian :

Sebastian : (Y/n), I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

(Y/n): *Sips tea from bowl*

(Y/n): I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Sebastian : Really? Name one law

(Y/n): Don't kill people?

Sebastian : That's on me. I set the bar too low.

(Y/n): *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Mey-rin : Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Finny: I personally was created in a lab.

Baldroy: I just straight up spawned lol.

*Ciel and (Y/N) arguing*

(Y/N): I’ll eat you don’t think I won’t!

Sebastian:

Ciel:

(Y/N): What we all know I’m a little cannibalistic.

Ciel and Sebastian: No we don’t!?!?

(Y/n): Is stabbing someone immoral?

Aizawa: Not if they consent to it.

Mic: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Midnight : YES?!?

(Y/n): Bye Mey-rin ! Bye Baldroy! Bye Finny! Bye Sebastian ! Bye Mey-rin !

Baldroy: You said ‘bye Mey-rin ’ twice.

(Y/n): I like Mey-rin .