Jeph Jacques Decided To Go Out In A Blaze Of Shitposts And In His Honor I Think It's Only Right To Share

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

(Y/n): Just be yourself.

Mey-rin : 'Be myself'? (Y/n), I have one day to win Baldroy over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Finny: Couple weeks.

Sebastian : Six months.

Ciel: Jury’s still out.

Mey-rin : See, (Y/n)?

Mey-rin : 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

*The squad right before (Y/n)'s wedding*

Mey-rin : Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Baldroy: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Finny: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Sebastian : I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Ciel, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

(Y/N): What did you do with Tamaki's body?

Kyoya: What didn’t I do with the body?

(Y/N):

Kyoya: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

(Y/n): Time for plan G.

Mey-rin : Don’t you mean plan B?

(Y/n): No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Baldroy: What about plan D?

(Y/n): Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Finny: What about plan E?

(Y/n): I’m hoping not to use it. Sebastian dies in plan E.

Ciel: I like plan E.