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This is a highly accurate cowboy version of them, I commend you and your stunning art.

this is my first post idk if I'm doing this right guys 🤷‍♀️ brokeback mountain harringrove yippee!!!!

We love a kinky, self-aware triangle with a top hat.

self discovery! Yay!

Joe being androgynous is just so *makes pathetic whimpering noise and combusts (as I wish I could have even a percentage of his androgyny)*

two clueless boys

I have one kink and it's not a good idea.

One right above the other, how perfect.

Fuck, stab me in the heart with a rusty bowie knife, why don’t you?

3 years in and still the most angst i’ve seen in the marauders tumblr is the hc that trans barty named himself after his father , bartemius sr , just for his approval (spoiler alert!! it didn’t work)

Only thing that popped into my head:

“Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Stop hitting yourself!

But, for once, sincerely.

Orange 🍊😺

Googie is far superior to Google in every way, shape and form.

No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between "cussing" and "cursing."

I’m sorry, a little louder for the fucking governments in the back, please?

This is the kind of relationship I crave with every fibre of my being.

Oh, my goodness gracious, YES.

But also, nooooo, it breaks my heart to even imagine that his beautiful blond curls are fake.

Thought of the day: Steve grabbing a random bottle in the bathroom and finding out that Billy's is a bottle blond ("I had blond hair as a kid I SWEAR")

I believe my brain may have just short circuited and rebooted. Your art is undeniably gorgeous and I just might be thinking about this for the rest of the week (if not more).

writing a scene in [The Family Values Program] where he wears this and i had to draw it

I fear I’m being stalked.

ough

I’m sorry, that box he’s tiptoeing on needs some major attention (it’s bloody adorable). You can’t tell me that’s not Steve in box form (more than happy to be a stepping stone for Billy). It just looks so happy to be stepped on.

Dacre for Politix [x][x]

He totally would, though.

Sirius: I was attracted to you first

Remus: Well, I confessed first

Sirius: Well, I asked you out first

Remus: Well, I said i loved you first

Sirius: Oh well...

Sirius: *Gets down on one knee*

Sirius: I proposed first

Remus: WAIT WHAT

I just read six paragraphs (about the marauders fandom) talking about how “fiction is fiction” and that this person loves how people write about characters in new ways in their fan fiction before bitching about how people “babygirlify” Regulus, Sirius, Barty, etc.

So, basically, you’re okay when people write about characters and create headcanons and alternate personas for evil and morally unjust people but not if the result is their twinkification?

That is very hypocritical of you, dear. I mean, honestly, what kind of logic is this? Just let them write their fiction! It’s not hurting anyone and in all siriusness, it is absolutely fucking brilliant.

Max, visibly revolted by their overly emotional display of affection, “Ugh, they do this every time they drink! It’s disgusting.”

Dustin, walking in and immediately gagging obnoxiously at the sight, “Fuck! Get a room!”

Then, he shudders, the memories of their last drunken venture to Steve’s bedroom and the sounds that followed flooding his mind, “Actually, no, stay put.”

Harringrove’s relationship dynamic is two drunk girls meeting in a club bathroom

My heart weeping, in front of too many people, in my opinion, as I rush off on the train (I can only pray that I won’t be late).

In my head this poll is hilarious but if it isn’t, in my defence I have covid

“Well, yes, that too. But that’s not the point right now!”

evan: this past year ive been slipping in and out of-

dorcas: barty

barty:

regulus:

pandora:

evan: ...depression

* sighs loudly and dreamily, staring off into the distance * True love…

we forget barty literally kept the man who killed evan in a box for a year. he was fucking petty.

This becomes more precious and maniacal every time I reread it.

candy - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 190

"Trick or treat!" Tiny voices signaled to Barty and Evan that it was finally, finally time,

When Regulus had patiently explained to them the Muggle tradition of dressing up and knocking on doors for Halloween, they'd been thrilled. They'd spent weeks perfecting their years, their costumes, their entryway, making sure everything was ready for this moment. And now?

"AHHHHHHHH!" Barty screamed, popping out of the coffin he was hiding in, fake blood flowing from his pale, makeup-covered mouth, his zombie costume perfected after hours of work.

Two children, barely older than seven, stared wide-eyed and frozen at him.

But then, Evan jumped at them from behind.

Chainsaw in hand, transfigured meat to look like severed limbs hanging around his neck by bloody ropes, mask over his face, he cackled madly, waving the chainsaw above his head, red lights flashing from their house. "HAPPY HALLO-" he began to yell.

But with high-pitched, terrified screams, the children ran, not stopping even as they left the yard, hurling up the street.

Immediately, Evan cut out the chainsaw and turned to a confused-looking Barty, tilting his head to the side. "But....they forgot their candy?"

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

I mean, who isn’t lovering his brother?

Will: We saw Billy Hargrove at your house yesterday. Did he fight you again?

Steve: No, Billy wasn’t at my house looking for a fight

Mike: How do you know?

Steve: Because he was with me that night

Lucas: Doing what? Oh, doing you!

Lucas: Oh, god, I’m so sorry. I mean, way to go! I’m sex positive. I don’t know what to say

Steve: Billy and I are in a relationship. Dustin doesn’t know, so don’t tell him! Okay?

*later*

Will: Maybe you shouldn’t confront Billy, Dustin

Dustin: Of course I have to! He’s trying to look for a fight with Steve again

Mike: No, he’s not. And you can’t talk to him

Dustin: But my mom said she saw Billy going into Steve’s house last night

Lucas: Well, actually no

Dustin: Enough, guys! Steve is like a brother to me, so I can’t just stand here and watch Hargrove beat Steve up again!

Mike: No, he didn’t, Dustin! He’s Steve’s lover, okay? He’s your brother’s lover! He’s lovering your brother!

I feel for this person so much. I once accidentally deleted over three hundred open tabs which consisted of my favourite fanfics, mangas, comics, shows, etc. and believe me when I say that that made me want to absolutely kill myself.

The sheer amount of work and time put into those tabs was enough to make me cry and question my existence in this cruel world.