The Squip Explains Death To Jeremy, Pt. 2

The Squip explains death to Jeremy, pt. 2

Jeremy: Squip, will I die?

Squip: Well, you aren’t the squip, so yes. One day, you will die. But it won’t be for a very, very long time. And the squip will be very sad when you die. And he will bury you in the ground. And the squip will live on and on.

Jeremy: Will you cry when I die?

Squip: Of course, Jeremy. I will cry for so long, because I will miss you so much. But after thousands of years, the squip will forget you. And he will stop crying, and he will wander the scarred surface of the ancient earth, searching for a new person.

Jeremy: But squip, what happens to all of the people after they die?

Squip: It doesn’t matter, because I won’t ever have to experience that. And when the world explodes, the squip will hurtle endlessly through the void of space, fully alive and screaming for eternity as he flies to the farthest reaches of the cosmos on a nightmare journey with no destination.

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Reasons book squip is better:

Tells jokes

Is encouraging

Doesn't abuse Jeremy

Stargazing

Knows its faults

Actually wants the best for Jeremy

Hacking Mark Jackson's Gameboy

Emotional support

Reasons musical squip is better:

Actually does their job

The real villain of the book was Aunt Linda and her tetanus pole

The Squip explaining death to Jeremy

Squip: It’s very important to remember that death is a natural part of life. Everybody dies except me.

Jeremy: You won’t die?

Squip: No, the squip doesn’t die. There is no end for me.

Jeremy: Will my dad die?

Squip: Yes, Jeremy. Your dad will die. But you don’t have to worry. Because it won’t be for a very long time. It’ll be many, many years from now. But whenever it happens, the squip will be there to see it. Because the squip is endless.