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ElmoDoesCrimes

I do things sometimes.

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Mary Macdonald Strikes Me As The Type Of Girl To Live By The Sea And Wear Seashell Jewelry.

Mary Macdonald strikes me as the type of girl to live by the sea and wear seashell jewelry.

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elmodoescrimes

1 year ago

Dorcas with a dark green dress, and silver jewlery, and braids, and blood red lipstick, and just giving the death glare, at some fancy party. And she looks so pretty and oh my god I love her.

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marauders marauders fandom dorcas meadowes hot lesbians shes so prettttyyyy and beautiful and gorgeous and i love her like... Im aroace but id fall to my knees and do whatever she asked of me ncruxkmkfkaefyaasmzx3qowakhskjegxfyzngqwofmuhukf marauders era DORCAS FUCKING MEADOWES Marlene is one lucky lady dorlene marauders girls

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elmodoescrimes

1 year ago

New Zealand is such a weird place. Like... I was hungry at around 5 in the morning and don't have any food, so I pop out to the local dairy in pjs and without shoes, and there's about 3 other people there doing exactly the same thing. I went out to the south island for 3 weeks to go skiing, and forget to close my garage door. NOTHING HAPPENS. It just stays open. No theft or anything. The ocean is 15 fucking minutes away. I can't die from murdery animals or plants here either.

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new zealand aotearoa NZ's weird y'all. im saying this as someone whos been here since I was 7 Like sheep? everywhere? and we're only known for rugby and LoTR but the people here are the most laid back humans ever So i like it here

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elmodoescrimes

1 year ago

Happy lesbians have taken over my brain, but then I remember they're all dead, and that makes me sad. ):

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marauders marauders fandom marauders era lily evans marlene mckinnon mary macdonald dorcas meadowes pandora rosier pandora lovegood alice fortescue bellatrix black bellatrix lestrange narcissa black narcissa malfoy rita skeeter emmeline vance marauders girls just to be clear this is not thet i view em all as lesbian (though they could be) its that they all like women in some way shape or form And I will die with that thought happy lesbians dancing on rainbows and doing badass stuff like feminism and existing

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elmodoescrimes

1 year ago

So I just found a short story I wrote at 12 about murder gays. I shipped Rosekiller before I even entered this fandom.

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marauders fandom rosekiller murder husbands wtf young me help writing

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elmodoescrimes

1 year ago

Reblog if you celebrate being fancy.

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