Bottomless Vales And Boundless Floods,

Bottomless vales and boundless floods,

And chasms, and caves, and Titan woods,

[...]

Mountains toppling evermore

Into seas without a shore;

Seas that restlessly aspire,

Surging, unto skies of fire;

[...]

There the traveller meets, aghast,

Sheeted Memories of the Past-

Shrouded forms that start and sigh

As they pass the wanderer by-

White-robes forms of friends long given,

In agony, to the Earth - and Heaven.

—Dreamland, Edgar Allen Poe

I’ve recently seen the idea of Jaskier being incredibly skilled with a dagger/sword/bow etc. becoming more popular and I am very excited

Basically he’s multiclassing as a bard/rogue and he’s damn good at it.

Years of learning every instrument and song he came across and talking his way into and out of trouble lent him to quick hands and an even quicker tongue

Subsequently years of getting too drunk at shady bars and fucking noblemens wives, sons, daughters, have led to him picking up a few... necessary skills for his survival

Be that knowing where to punch a man to make him fall or how much power to put behind a dagger so it finds purchase in a pursuers gut, he was no damsel

But sometimes it was nice to not have to always watch your back, to not always have to sit facing the door and sleep close to the window, so when Geralt came along, he made some assumptions, and it wasn’t Jaskiers job to correct him, so he let the Witcher do what he did best, no not kill monsters, he let him protect.

Melanie: I can't kill you now we've saved the train together. It'd be against my moral compass.

Layton: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel

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Klaus being so offended that carmelita thinks they were expelled is so fucking FUNNY and also relatable