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elvenelias
1 year ago

My deeply queer need to be a large wolf and lay onto top of someone in order to just be close to them, but also me so much wolf that they are overwhelmed with wolf.

elvenelias
2 years ago

yeah I've been feminizing my voice *does a flawless dog bark*

elvenelias
2 years ago
Shitty Cecil Kanagawa Aesthetic: Diversity Win! The Guy Actively Torturing And Killing You On Live Television
Shitty Cecil Kanagawa Aesthetic: Diversity Win! The Guy Actively Torturing And Killing You On Live Television
Shitty Cecil Kanagawa Aesthetic: Diversity Win! The Guy Actively Torturing And Killing You On Live Television
Shitty Cecil Kanagawa Aesthetic: Diversity Win! The Guy Actively Torturing And Killing You On Live Television
Shitty Cecil Kanagawa Aesthetic: Diversity Win! The Guy Actively Torturing And Killing You On Live Television
Shitty Cecil Kanagawa Aesthetic: Diversity Win! The Guy Actively Torturing And Killing You On Live Television
Shitty Cecil Kanagawa Aesthetic: Diversity Win! The Guy Actively Torturing And Killing You On Live Television
Shitty Cecil Kanagawa Aesthetic: Diversity Win! The Guy Actively Torturing And Killing You On Live Television
Shitty Cecil Kanagawa Aesthetic: Diversity Win! The Guy Actively Torturing And Killing You On Live Television

Shitty Cecil Kanagawa aesthetic: diversity win! the guy actively torturing and killing you on live television to boost his own ratings is transgender!


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elvenelias
2 years ago
The Lives And Sides Of Juno Steel

The lives and sides of Juno Steel


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elvenelias
2 years ago

Completely Out of Context & Unhinged TMA Moments

Man marries a bug

Homophobic vase

Man gets stuck in the spiral for 6 hours and then just leaves when he realises he was late for dinner

Oversized Pig eats a circus clown

Man eats notepads

Man eats computer

College kids leave an apple full of teeth on professors desk

Sky eats a man (twice)

Man learns to live with a creepy coffin in his flat

Dustbin men find a bag full of human teeth

Plumber who is so oblivious he does not notice human skin in a drain

Vampires

Worm sex

Music that makes you die

“I’m being crushed to death, might as well take a nap”

Couples weird roommate joins a cult but cuts down on energy bills

Circus Clown eats brother

Evil books

Getting lost in the suburbs

The blanket never did anything

Delivery men who act exactly like delivery men, but worse

Door eats woman

Shot by a ghost

Woman gouges out eyes in order to quit job

Local cop eaten by a coffin

Pls add more in the comments


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elvenelias
2 years ago

Top ten men

Yes sir right away sir


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elvenelias
2 years ago

also sasha still not recognising the work juno put into himself and how much he grew and changed and how she still thought of hima s the depressed suicidal detective only wanting to go out in a blaze of glory

and the narrative parallel of her being the self-sacrificing one willing to die because she couldn't meet her own expectations and just wanting to do something

she just reminded me so much of early seasons juno in this ep and i loved these parallels

elvenelias
2 years ago

amen

Amen
elvenelias
2 years ago

Top 5 Times Joshua Ilon Tried To Kill Me

Monster’s Reflection. Need I say more (FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU)

Hyperion City monologue at the end of Final Resting Place. (Should be illegal)

“And then… I saw… him” via Season 2 finale

Rita apology scene via Season 2 (makes me want to fucking sob every time)

Conversation in Lorenzo Vega’s office at the end of Dragon’s Den (this one is fucked up for REAL)

elvenelias
2 years ago

Look I know we all talk about "nureyev saw Juno climbing out of a window and was like 'yeah I want that one'" and I totally believe that and think it's really funny but also? Personal hc?

Nureyev knew he was safe with Juno during the aftermath of the case. The personal, emotional connection came from watching Juno become outraged that a woman who killed her father was put in handcuffs, not because he didn't believe she did it, but because he knew it was an accident, because he knew she was manipulated, because he knew she was scared and angry. Juno looked at someone who killed their father and chose to feel empathy for the situation that forced their hand.

And maybe, just maybe, he'd do the same for Nureyev too.


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elvenelias
2 years ago
Amongst The Things Left Unforgiven By @nonwal, One Of My All Time Favorites :)
Amongst The Things Left Unforgiven By @nonwal, One Of My All Time Favorites :)

Amongst the Things Left Unforgiven by @nonwal​, one of my all time favorites :) 

Go give it a read!

elvenelias
2 years ago

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

elvenelias
2 years ago

Lestat: * freezes time, speaks telepathically, drinks Louis’ blood, levitates*

Louis: Idk, they can just do that in France.

elvenelias
2 years ago

Re: the forearm squeeze. The take I’ve seen floating around these days is that Caleb was out there doing his damned best to honeypot Essek while Essek’s demi ass was just happy to have a study buddy, and I concede that that IS a very funny and not-completely-inaccurate way of framing early Shadowgast.

HOWEVER, I don’t think that’s the full truth of it. Liam, at least, has said of the forearm squeeze that Caleb genuinely was trying to comfort Essek and did feel badly about the group pushing him to his limits. And Essek did not respond well to that! He saw Caleb openly trying to ingratiate himself to Essek and did not tolerate it!

I think what the “Essek was oblivious to Caleb’s honeypotting” takes miss is that while Caleb was certainly attracted to Essek from early on, it was never anything that he acted on in either an obviously romantic or sexual way. For all that the joke now is that Caleb is a bisexual maelstrom, and for all that that is true in its way, the other truth is that especially during that period of time, Caleb had repressed his romantic/sexual interests extremely hard (see everything about his attraction to Jester and how that played out).

So while the manipulation and the attempts to impress Essek were definitely there along with the attraction, I don’t think it’s so much a case of Essek “missing” Caleb’s advances out of demisexual naivete (a narrative I resent a bit, to be honest); rather I think on Essek’s end, he WAS aware that Caleb was trying to ingratiate himself to him, and was cautious of that, but ultimately was won over because beyond Caleb’s attempts at manipulation, there was also genuine shared interest and chemistry between them.

In other words, imo, early Shadowgast wasn’t a case of Caleb trying and failing and then eventually succeeding to seduce Essek. It was a case of two people who are very cautious and distrustful and manipulative by nature feeling each other out and realizing that they genuinely enjoy each other’s company, and, eventually (very eventually, as it turns out) figuring out a balance between them that accounts for the complicated relationship they each have with intimate relationships.

elvenelias
2 years ago

My ideal way for Essek to be in the M9 reunion twoshot is for the Dynasty to have just found out about his crimes, and for the Nein to have invited him to come stay with them on the Nein Heroez for a little while. ‘You’ll be safe here for a while,’ Caleb tells the anxious wreck of a drow who’s just dropped five duffle bags full of books onto the deck of the ship. ‘We were all planning to take a little voyage together anyway. You can get some peace, have some time to think, be with your friends. No Dynasty, no Empire, no eye-covered monstrosities…’

And a fifty-foot leviathan covered in eyeballs erupts from the water, screeching.

Essek isn’t even surprised anymore.

elvenelias
2 years ago
Mighty Nein Player Character Oracle Cards.
Mighty Nein Player Character Oracle Cards.
Mighty Nein Player Character Oracle Cards.
Mighty Nein Player Character Oracle Cards.
Mighty Nein Player Character Oracle Cards.
Mighty Nein Player Character Oracle Cards.
Mighty Nein Player Character Oracle Cards.

Mighty Nein player character oracle cards.

Art is by @caemidraws and @xfreischutz