
16 posts
Elvenelias - Tumblr Blog
My deeply queer need to be a large wolf and lay onto top of someone in order to just be close to them, but also me so much wolf that they are overwhelmed with wolf.
yeah I've been feminizing my voice *does a flawless dog bark*









Shitty Cecil Kanagawa aesthetic: diversity win! the guy actively torturing and killing you on live television to boost his own ratings is transgender!
Completely Out of Context & Unhinged TMA Moments
Man marries a bug
Homophobic vase
Man gets stuck in the spiral for 6 hours and then just leaves when he realises he was late for dinner
Oversized Pig eats a circus clown
Man eats notepads
Man eats computer
College kids leave an apple full of teeth on professors desk
Sky eats a man (twice)
Man learns to live with a creepy coffin in his flat
Dustbin men find a bag full of human teeth
Plumber who is so oblivious he does not notice human skin in a drain
Vampires
Worm sex
Music that makes you die
“I’m being crushed to death, might as well take a nap”
Couples weird roommate joins a cult but cuts down on energy bills
Circus Clown eats brother
Evil books
Getting lost in the suburbs
The blanket never did anything
Delivery men who act exactly like delivery men, but worse
Door eats woman
Shot by a ghost
Woman gouges out eyes in order to quit job
Local cop eaten by a coffin
Pls add more in the comments
also sasha still not recognising the work juno put into himself and how much he grew and changed and how she still thought of hima s the depressed suicidal detective only wanting to go out in a blaze of glory
and the narrative parallel of her being the self-sacrificing one willing to die because she couldn't meet her own expectations and just wanting to do something
she just reminded me so much of early seasons juno in this ep and i loved these parallels
amen

Top 5 Times Joshua Ilon Tried To Kill Me
Monster’s Reflection. Need I say more (FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU)
Hyperion City monologue at the end of Final Resting Place. (Should be illegal)
“And then… I saw… him” via Season 2 finale
Rita apology scene via Season 2 (makes me want to fucking sob every time)
Conversation in Lorenzo Vega’s office at the end of Dragon’s Den (this one is fucked up for REAL)
Look I know we all talk about "nureyev saw Juno climbing out of a window and was like 'yeah I want that one'" and I totally believe that and think it's really funny but also? Personal hc?
Nureyev knew he was safe with Juno during the aftermath of the case. The personal, emotional connection came from watching Juno become outraged that a woman who killed her father was put in handcuffs, not because he didn't believe she did it, but because he knew it was an accident, because he knew she was manipulated, because he knew she was scared and angry. Juno looked at someone who killed their father and chose to feel empathy for the situation that forced their hand.
And maybe, just maybe, he'd do the same for Nureyev too.


Amongst the Things Left Unforgiven by @nonwal, one of my all time favorites :)
Go give it a read!
he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt
Lestat: * freezes time, speaks telepathically, drinks Louis’ blood, levitates*
Louis: Idk, they can just do that in France.
Re: the forearm squeeze. The take I’ve seen floating around these days is that Caleb was out there doing his damned best to honeypot Essek while Essek’s demi ass was just happy to have a study buddy, and I concede that that IS a very funny and not-completely-inaccurate way of framing early Shadowgast.
HOWEVER, I don’t think that’s the full truth of it. Liam, at least, has said of the forearm squeeze that Caleb genuinely was trying to comfort Essek and did feel badly about the group pushing him to his limits. And Essek did not respond well to that! He saw Caleb openly trying to ingratiate himself to Essek and did not tolerate it!
I think what the “Essek was oblivious to Caleb’s honeypotting” takes miss is that while Caleb was certainly attracted to Essek from early on, it was never anything that he acted on in either an obviously romantic or sexual way. For all that the joke now is that Caleb is a bisexual maelstrom, and for all that that is true in its way, the other truth is that especially during that period of time, Caleb had repressed his romantic/sexual interests extremely hard (see everything about his attraction to Jester and how that played out).
So while the manipulation and the attempts to impress Essek were definitely there along with the attraction, I don’t think it’s so much a case of Essek “missing” Caleb’s advances out of demisexual naivete (a narrative I resent a bit, to be honest); rather I think on Essek’s end, he WAS aware that Caleb was trying to ingratiate himself to him, and was cautious of that, but ultimately was won over because beyond Caleb’s attempts at manipulation, there was also genuine shared interest and chemistry between them.
In other words, imo, early Shadowgast wasn’t a case of Caleb trying and failing and then eventually succeeding to seduce Essek. It was a case of two people who are very cautious and distrustful and manipulative by nature feeling each other out and realizing that they genuinely enjoy each other’s company, and, eventually (very eventually, as it turns out) figuring out a balance between them that accounts for the complicated relationship they each have with intimate relationships.
My ideal way for Essek to be in the M9 reunion twoshot is for the Dynasty to have just found out about his crimes, and for the Nein to have invited him to come stay with them on the Nein Heroez for a little while. ‘You’ll be safe here for a while,’ Caleb tells the anxious wreck of a drow who’s just dropped five duffle bags full of books onto the deck of the ship. ‘We were all planning to take a little voyage together anyway. You can get some peace, have some time to think, be with your friends. No Dynasty, no Empire, no eye-covered monstrosities…’
And a fifty-foot leviathan covered in eyeballs erupts from the water, screeching.
Essek isn’t even surprised anymore.







Mighty Nein player character oracle cards.
Art is by @caemidraws and @xfreischutz