Thoughts On Grinch X Patri?

thoughts on grinch x patri?

why? why must you do this? you hurt the koda. you slap the koda. you rock my ass to mars and shake it to planet earth. my soul, it shall never forgive you for this mistreatment. it will never recover from such tragedy. woe... woe is i!!! my heart.... it hurts. the pain. oh the pain you put me through for your escapades, you devilish stinky poo. broken, damaged, hurt. the planets are colliding and the stars are losing their brightness because of this. the day has come where i lay down my phone and pray to the god and whatever that other silly little mans name is. i cur! i cur at thee!!! you... you mongrel!!!! darkness evades my chest like the abyss on drugs and chimpanzees climbing up my throat, making it clamp shut to hold back the roars, the screams for just a little longer. perhaps i will never understand your words, your deep and inviting ask. like climbing through a tunnel you find at the mcdonalds playground after eating a mcburger and 2 loads of fries and realizing 5 of the kids in there slobbered like a dog all over and you need to go to the hospital or else it will get you.... what... what will get you...? grinch.. ah, the grinch? a... a ray of hope!! the lord and savior himself. oh lord, oh the heavens thank you for this green bastard. for he will bless whatever i put in your inbox anon as revenge

so it's been 2021 for a good hour where i live

to start off the year, accept a gift of mr poo from me

(fun fact this was my last drawing of 2020 and the first one of 2021 so lets hope he brings poo and good luck)

oh my, thanks for the tag Kat!

(before i start, im not a huge trope connoisseur so i'll just go based on what i know lmao)

coffee shop or flower shop • alternate universe or fix-it • enemies to lovers or childhood friends • angst or fluff • love at first sight or pining • modern au or historical au • soulmate or unrequited • fake dating or secret dating • breakup and makeup or proposals and weddings • get together or established relationship • oblivious pining or domestic fluff • hurt/comfort or crack • meet the parent or meet cute • time travel or parallel universe

a couple of those were VERY tough to choose, not gonna lie-

hm, i dont know how to tag so if you see this and want to do this consider yourself tagged, this is a threath /lh

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Thanks for taging me @melremade

coffee shop or flower shop • alternate universe or fix-it • enemies to lovers or childhood friends • angst or fluff • love at first sight or pining • modern au or historical au • soulmate or unrequited • fake dating or secret dating • breakup and makeup or proposals and weddings • get together or established relationship • oblivious pining or domestic fluff • hurt/comfort or crack • meet the parent or meet cute • time travel or parallel universe

* I would never be able to choose between some of these things, but the choise between enemies to lovers and childhood friends is impossible since I love both 💜

tagging: @zeninaoya , @eustasswaifu! , @jjksecrets whoever feels like doing this ^^

Images that give me serotonin

:)

a very small bean girl approaches you, a blissful expression on her face. You don’t know who she is or where she came from, but she doesn’t seem threatening…

What will you do?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box