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Mother Soul is
Ra's al Ghul's mother?! Finally we get to see that side of the family?
OK BUT TALIA IS GORGEOUS *FRENCH KISS*
Batman #106 - “Demon or Detective?” (2021)
written by Joshua Williamson art by Gleb Melnikov
Bats and their first language
Bruce: English, but he learned a weird mix of American and British English. Half the time his kids have no idea what he’s trying to say
Dick: Romani, since that’s largely what his parents spoke. He grew up learning English as well, but was fluent in Romani first and he often forgets English words and gestures vaguely until someone figures out what he’s saying
Jason: Spanish and English. He grew up in a bilingual household, but he has such a heavy Gotham accent that half the time you can’t figure out what he’s saying in English so he switches to Spanish
Tim: English. Ya boy may be Korean, but his parents were third generation immigrants, and they didn’t know enough Korean to even think about teaching Tim. His grandparents ended up teaching him, but by then he was already fluent in English
Damian: Arabic. It’s all that was ever spoken to and around him till he was five, and then he was learning English and Spanish and a few other languages
Barbara: she grew up in a bilingual house hold as well, and she and Jason will often speak in rapid fire Spanish. They do this a lot on patrol and Bruce would like them to stop, please, we can’t all follow what your saying—
Cass: sign language~ more specifically ASL, because it is the most common form. The only one who knew enough ASL to fluently speak with her was Jason, but Bruce was quick to learn and everyone else soon followed
Steph: Would you believe in was Japanese? Her dad had a lot of contacts in Japan, and he fully expect Steph to take over the ‘family business’, so he taught her Japanese first
Duke: English, but he picked up a lot of Spanish from school and just being out in the Gotham streets. Not enough to be 100% fluent, mind you, but enough to not die
Helena: English, but she picked up both Spanish and Italian very quickly when she was little. The Spanish was from Selina, but she couldn’t tell you where the Italian came from
My point is that a lot of bats know Spanish and even though Bruce can speak it he can’t keep up with the rapid fire Spanish Jason please stop doing this every time you join us on patrol I have no idea what any of you are saying child please—
no thoughts only young justice playing among us, core four are last survivors
When Jon Kent is a teenager he ends up dating a lot of people, most of whom end up being evil much to his family and Damian’s annoyance.
@kitty-does-stuff
Dick trying to explain his name is Dick when he finally regains his memories:
Everyone else:
(VIDEO IS NOT MINE BTW)
So I started reading Batman Volume 10: Knightmares and I just want to bring up the fact that Bruce has been traumatized about the fact that no one around him is safe. And the way he brought up Dick getting shot in the head, broke my heart because it shows that he cares.
He's doing his best to be a good father but he's losing himself. And when he said that his children were not safe, that made my eyes go Niagara Falls.
(Also if you can't see it properly, I suggest clicking on the photo, it shows more clearly that way)
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Damian sounds like a 5 year old. But with a bratty attitude. DC protect this smol bean 😫
Why is the Harley Quinn show giving me the father and son moments I THIRSTED for more than the comics???!!
Reblog if you say "Y'all"
H/C Of Damian Having Braces
A/N: @akira-daiyamondo-suta I’m so sorry if this took so long! I’ve been busy with school and such! But I hope you like it!
~Damian realized he needed braces when he brushed his teeth one night
~He frowned and looked closer in the mirror and realized he had crowding teeth
~The next day he informed his father about it
~Of course, Bruce decided to take him to the orthodontist for a check up
~The orthodontist confirmed that Damian needed braces
~Damian was mortified
~He already was wearing glasses and on top of all that he has to wear braces
~He was upset but agreed to do it
~A few weeks after that, he went to the orthodontist and started with treatment
~The orthodontist first put on spacers between his teeth
~He had to wear them for a few days
~Then they took them off, a few days after that, they put them on again
~After a few more days, the orthodontist takes off the spacers
~Next step was the appliance
~The appliance’s purpose was to make room in his mouth
~Before putting on the appliance, they first had to make a mold of his mouth
~After making the mold they measured the appliance to match the size of his mouth
~They finally put the appliance on
~He had to wear it for a week, but Bruce or Alfred had to turn the appliance with this hook everyday until his next appointment when they take it off
~After a week, the orthodontist takes it off
~THEN THE LAST STEP COMES...BRACES
~A few days after they took out the appliance, they put on the braces
~It was a two hour procedure
~When Damian was done, Bruce took him straight home
~He looked in the mirror, he felt awkward seeing himself, wearing glasses and also braces
~Dick was grinned and took lots of photos
~Jason started laughing so hard his stomach hurt
~Tim was speechless
~Babs was telling him all the fun facts about braces
~Steph hugged him
~Cass pinched his cheeks and smiled
~Jon and Billy keep on teasing him for eating soft foods
~Damian doesn’t really talk much so people won’t really see his braces
~He has to say goodbye to all his favorite foods
~Brushing and flossing is a nightmare for him
~Sometimes his head hurts because of the braces
~He has to go to the ortho to tighten them
~Everyone at school is shocked to see Damian wearing braces and glasses at the same time
~But Damian knows that braces aren’t permanent
~Which is why he doesn’t let it bother him
I love your headcanons about Damian , can you do one about Damian having braces?
of course!!
Why do I find this so encouraging?
Peter Parker: *Exists*
Every Female Avenger:
I’ve seen people say Bruce slapped Tim or backhanded him. Which is still horrid but it’s inaccurate and gives the wrong visual.
He straight up struck him with a fist and sent him flying the the floor. He punched him and floored him down. Right to the chin.
He brutally assaulted Jason on TV (if I’m remembering that part right) hit him so hard his helmet broke I’m pretty sure too. When he didn’t actually kill anyone, just seemed like it. The world’s greatest detective didn’t even try to do detective work before acting in violence.
Because he didn’t get married.
I don’t know who in DC had their heartbroke so hard they had Batman act out in their pain. Or whatever is the origin of all of this.
And I don’t find myself as a guy who swoons over Batdad and thinks he’s the finest dad ever raising these kids. He can be emotionally distant and confused. A lot of times he isn’t always loving upfront, but he still genuinely cares for these kids. There’s enough occasions to prove that.
When Jason first started killing he didn’t hurt him like he wanted to. It was hard for him to process. He wanted to help.
And if can handle that he can handle being stood up at the altar.
If it’s a Bane thing then Batman’s handled mindgames before. He’s a strong dude mentally and physically.
He’s supposed to be a hero.
This doesn’t make the story deep. It just makes Batman out to be a horrible person that shouldn’t have been permitted to adopt any kid of any age.
Some days are grumpier than others…
Bruce : *arrives back at Wayne Manor*
Tim : Hey Bruce !
Damian : Hello father
Jason : ‘Sup B
Dick : Hey Bruce ! Hope your day was as nice as my butt 😊
Bruce : ….
Bruce : …normality was just an inch away Dick…an INCH away..
H/C of Damian Wayne Wearing Glasses
-He was 9 when he realized he needed glasses.
-He couldn’t see that Talia was going to throw him a katana from far away
-He’s near-sighted
-So, he ended up not catching the katana which resulted in him having three stiches on his right arm
-Talia is also near-sighted
-But since, Talia is too big of an assassin, she is contacts all the way
-So, Damian ended up wearing contacts when he was with his mother
-When Talia dropped him off at Bruce’s though...
-Damian decided to wear glasses
-He still wore contacts for a few months
-Then he asked Bruce for glasses
-When picking out his glasses, Damian chose a black rectangular Ray-Ban glasses
-They waited 2 weeks for it to come
-When it finally came...
-Damian quickly put it on and went to the mirror
-He won’t admit it but he looked pretty cool
-When everyone saw it, they couldn’t believe their eyes
-Damian Wayne, the blood son of the Batman was wearing glasses
-Dick, of course, complimented him and gushed about it
-Jason laughed and shoved Damian when he saw it
-Tim didn’t notice it after 2 days
-Barbara compared her glasses to Damians
-Steph just smiled and ruffled his hair
-Cass tried on his glasses
-She looked like an owl
-Damian still wears contacts if he does something active or he goes out for patrol
-But other than that, he wears his glasses often
-Talia was shocked, but didn’t care
-Alfred, he didn’t mind
-Bruce was actually proud
-Jon and Damian were mistaken for twins one time
-Jon loves it Damian wears glasses
Avengers Endgame (2019)
Headcanons for Muslim!Damian Wayne
Firstly, the Entire Batfam celebrates Christmas and Hanukkah together no matter religious beliefs.
Then Damian showed up.
He never really understood Christmas (he was raised pretty sheltered obviously).
Like, it had to be explained to him several times.
Especially Santa Claus.
He’ll by the chimney with a sword and Goliath by his side rambling about how “no strange, plus-sized, man will dare trespass on this mansion or so help me!”
He’ll fall asleep eventually though.
Once he gets a good present or two, he decides he’ll begrudgingly allow this “Claus” man to visit again. Possibly.
Brags to Jon that he gets three times the presents.
Introduces the Batfam to Muslim celebrations.
Loves Eid, HATES Ramadan.
Eid-al-Fitr means gifts!
Eid-al-Fitr means giving as much of Bruce’s money to the animal shelters as possible because, hey, obligatory acts of charity!
Eid-al-Fitr means Pennyworth learning how to make Barfi and Sheer Khurma!
But Ramadan…
Ramadan means no missions or sparring because he can’t fight except out of self-defense.
Ramadan means no cursing out Drake and Todd.
Ramadan means not being Robin because Pennyworth will shout:
“Master Damian, you have taraweeh to attend, this is close to your only time to eat and I refuse to have you accompany your father and then be on your way to school completely starved!”
But at least, he can make subtle jabs at Tim for his coffee addiction.
Leads the Muslim Student Association.
“In'Sha'Allah” as an answer to any question by Dick.
Any. Question.
Biryani is his life.
Bacon is disallowed completely in the Manor. (Dick and Jason cannot contain their disappointment)
Bruce stops drinking around him even at dinner and galas
(Jason tries. Key word: tries)
Any Islamophobic comments said to the Waynes, even indirectly, will not be tolerated.
Seriously, someone made a back-handed comment at a gala and Bruce gave them THE BAT GLARE™
Even Jason and Tim will put aside the petty squabbling with Damian and come after you.
Just. Don’t.
Batboys as Youtubers Headcanons
Request: Not requested
Summary: Like the title says, Batboys as Youtubers
Note/Warnings: I got this idea while I was reading a @jaybirdxarsenal headcanon. Enjoy!
Permanent Taglist: @softkomorebi
Dick Grayson
Intro: “hEyO, Grayson here!” *flashes award winning smile*
The Overenthusiastic youtuber
Everyone still loves him
Posts a lot of D.i.y videos
Posts twice as much gymnastic videos
HAs SoooOoooo many fan girls omg
Vlogs once in a while, during the whole vlog all you hear is chaotic noises and loud speaking in the background
Jason probably walks in Dick’s room when he’s in the middle of recording, purposely leaving the door open
“Jason can you close the door.”
Jason just laughs leaving the room
Jason Todd
Intro: hEY fuckers, it’s Jason.
Mukbangs + Storytimes
Vlogs
DeFiNiTELY PRANKS
Not that active on youtube but somehow stills has a huge following
Most blunt Q&As
“ @Jayisdaddy365 said Fuck me with your gun.”
“you guys need help.”
BOOK REVIEWS DONT ARGUE WITH ME ON THIS and is brutally honest
“Yeah, this book was fucking trash.”
Tim Drake
Intro: iT’s yEEEEE BOY TIM!
gETS sponsored by Red Bull
Has 2 channels with a MASSIVE following
A gaming Channel
and a channel for random shit like
“How to get straight A’s with minimal effort and sleeping in class”
“Saying Logan Paul 100,000 Times.”
mEmE LORD
Gaming room tour
has freaking LED lights everywhere
His room is such an aesthetic
Became the Youtube brand endorser of Reese’s Puff
Even recorded a commercial
Became a living meme
The internet won’t let him live it down
Damian Wayne
Honestly, Damian’s intro would probably be bland as shit which just makes it even funnier
Intro: “Hello…”
Outrageous storytimes
shows off his animals
POst things like:
“Five Reasons to go Vegetarian.”
“Why I Hate People.”
“5 Reasons Why People Don’t Like You”
Drawing Tutorials
Has Grandmas commenting on his videos about how he’s so cute ^_^
sami: oh you’re not gonna slice my head off...you may try...but you’re not :)
*through gritted teeth* if not for Jon you’d already be in your grave by now
Oh, man. I hate being the grown-up.
Man I’m getting a lot of great feedback with my batfam posts and I’m so happy jdsnfosdnoneo !! Here’s a page filled with Jondami or Damijon. It was originally an entire page of my sketchbook but I liked it so much I decided to digitalize it