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Naruto rare pair. Day 4.

Orochimaru/Kaguya. This picture was born thanks to @uchihacollector

The same unexpected Kaguya. Why is she so little painted in this guise?

The double standards Konoha and fandom generally has when it comes to Uchihas, for example - Asuma’s death. Apparently, Shikamaru is allowed to grieve over his teacher’s death and be unreasonable and lead Choji and Ino against the people they had no chance against. Shikamaru may have had plan against Hidan, but he had no idea about Kakuzu’s abilities. Sure, he planned to get Hidan’s jutsu to kill Kakuzu, but without Kakashi, who got added to his team on last second, Ino and Choji would be long dead before Shikamaru’s plan came into action. Everyone supports and understands him. But now, when Sasuke is grieving over his family and wants a revenge, whole village (and fandom) is calling him a wuss. Where was Kakashi’s famous speech about how he had it worse when he offered his help to Shikamaru’s team? He never showed any intention to support Sasuke about killing Itachi, like he did with Shikamaru. He literally said: “Sasuke quit seeking revenge, even if you success, you’ll be left with emptiness in the end,” of course, it sounds wise, but then Kakashi goes and offers his help to other team for a revenge mission. Why? Itachi was a criminal just like Hidan and Kakuzu, member of Akatsuki. Did Itachi cause less grief for Sasuke than Hidan did for Shikamaru? Why was it so wrong to go after Itachi like they did with Hidan? There is no arguing that Itachi is worse opponent, but that had never been anyone’s point. The only thing everyone droned about was that Sasuke had to give up on revenge, forget about his massacred clan and play house in Konoha like nothing bad had ever happened. Another example would be how everyone says how Sasuke doesn't deserve forgiveness or happiness after everything he had done. What had he done so bad actually? Are we still going on about killing few samurai in a battle? Well, remember Gaara, who used to kill everyone simply for the sake of it. He wasn't on his right mind? Surprise, neither was Sasuke at kage's summit, he was finally going to face man who had ordered his family's death, too bad he wasn't all logical. Gaara could be redeemed for his killing spree, but not Sasuke. Sasuke, who got rid of two akatsuki members, sealed Orochimaru and put end to his experiments and torture (until konoha embraced Orochimaru back, because he was bad but at least he didn't kill samurai). Not to forget how Sasuke did Konoha a huge favor and got rid of Danzo, and I'm not gonna talk about how helped Naruto to save the world, but who says thank you? Nope, no one.

“Save Sasuke from the dark path he was going down” sounds so deep and romantic or whatever until you remember that the “dark path ” being referred to was the search for answers and closure made necessary by systematic oppression, a corrupt political system, surviving a massacre, and constantly being invalidated.

There are no good hokages. Not a single one. Hashirama enabled his racist brother knowingly, and let him perform his deranged jutsu experiments. Hiruzen was a fully aware accomplice of a genocide instigator and let him roam free with no punishment. Minato did nothing against the oppression of the Uchiha and made a nuke out of a baby. Tsunade turned her head away from Danzo's conspiracies, it was under her rule that Danzo aimed at Sasuke's life when he was doing nothing against Konoha. Kakashi and Naruto swept a genocide under the rug and had genocide instigators working for them.

There isn't a single good one. All of them are criminals. All of them are guilty.

stephen strange + outfits

I never thought finding anti konoha fics would be this hard (really good ones, with Sasuke-centric without having any idolization of It*chi, or try to convince us and convince Sasuke that the Massacre was necessary (or not that important), or diminish it completely; or that aren't Sak*ra harem with all the Uchihas; or SasuH*na; or that doesn't portray Sasuke as being a terrible jerk who mistreats poor little Team 7; etc.) - 😩

It's really hard to find any fic that focuses specifically on Sasuke saying "fuck Konoha! bye". It's sad that his trauma is always downplayed so he can return to the village as if all those years of chasing to get justice for his clan ended with him regretting pursuing his justice. (and killing It*chi, but in my opinion It*chi deserved it bc he chose the path of gen*cide). I know there are some lost gems on ao3, but it's so few.

edit1: I'm actually going through a phase where I just want to read a fic or several fics where everyone criticizes and hates Konoha and DOES something about it. (like destroying or setting it on fire). You know Konoha deserves it.

I'm currently looking for Sasuke centric bc he deserves his moment to properly vent his anger on that village and also bc I've read countless fics where Naruto turns against the village.

I'll keep looking, who knows maybe I'll make a keepsake list later to share my precious (and scarce) gems with you

I do think that there is a lot of complicated emotions between obito and kakashi(obviously) and i do think obito does hate kakashi in a hate boner way but i dont really agree when people act like he wanted kakashi dead or had a shit ton of malice directed at him. he literally says that he wants infinite tsukoyomi FOR kakashi in part and that kakashi should be able to live a happy life free from his trauma. He loves kakashi or at the very least cares about him. I still think hes fucking insane and they should beat eachother up and then fuck but yk… something about love and hate and uchihas idk!!!!

Kakashi really out here looking for a chance to grab some boob in the middle of a war smh

Guruguru also acts as a therapist, sometimes. He's the one who tells Obito, "Are you not feeling well today? It must be gas. Try to poop and see if it gets better."

Or else: "like something to feel better, or sleep"

Obito tries but It doesn't work for long or it doesn't improve at all. Obito is a Frankenstein Uchiha half Zetsu that neither sleeps nor eats 😬

Obito goes to therapy only his therapist is just a clone of himself and hes being told hes 100% normal and should go de-stress by stalking Kakashi some more or maybe commit a murder or 50

Unforgivable! 💔💔

The forgotten Founders' Era characters

Uchiha vocabulary, short but very expressive

Heh compilation

The Uchiha don't love too hard, they love normaly. But of course, if your love standards are "I would kill my child for the state" or "I will make a nuke of my wife", for sure you will be astonished when finding the slightest form of true love.

RIP Kakashi you would've loved Ao3

Poor Kakashi.

HERE IS THE POST!! I AM NOT A COWARD!!

kakashi has Bad Dog Disorder and a dissociation problem, and here is why

first, we need to establish what makes a ‘bad dog’ bad. and the answer to that, in a cruel home, is everything

Continuar lendo

I was watching some scenes from Naruto, and then I saw the one where Obito summons the Kyuubi in the cemetery, apparently next to Rin's grave and I was like "WTF you crazy? Right there next to your crush's grave? What the hell man" and then I remembered that Obito always does things with some justification (every villain does), but it is Canon that Obito likes to prove his PoV to others, and also to himself. So I asked myself: why the hell did Obito summon the Kyuubi near Rin's grave? What could he be thinking? And I came to the following conclusion:

He wanted to prove to Rin, and to all those other dead ninjas who probably sacrificed themselves for Konoha that their sacrifice was in vain. Obito's story, and especially Team Minato's story, is about sacrifice, promises, and tragedy.

Obito sacrificed himself for Kakashi (and the Team) bc he thought it was the right thing to do and the most important thing. He was more loyal to the team (his friends) than he was to Konoha (am I the only one who noticed that by going to save Rin, Obito basically abandoned the Kannabi Bridge mission?)

On that mission, Obkk made his promise, Kakashi gained his Sharingan, Obito "died" believing that by joining his power with Kakashi's, it would make them stronger and in a way invincible to protect Rin (his precious people) so of course the cruel world and cruel destiny proved to the two that the sacrifice and their promise were worthless.

When Obito finally realized that his shared power with Kakashi was not enough, and that Rin's loyalty to Konoha far outweighed her loyalty to the Team, Obito had a meltdown (another meltdown). I can reflect on Rin's character later. Let's focus on Obito.

When Obito chose the graveyard to summon the Kyuubi, he was making a strong statement. He literally wanted to tell Rin (and the other ninjas who sacrificed themselves for the good of Konoha) this: "hey Rin, look! You killed yourself to stop a Bijuu from destroying Konoha, but your sacrifice can't stop this Bijuu now. See? No sacrifice is worth it. You only delayed the inevitable. You died for nothing and without meaning" - Obito must have been very angry with Rin and Minato. At least I think he was.

During the 4th war he was literally mocking Minato and his acclaimed speed. Basically he was saying "there's no point in being the fastest man in the world if you don't arrive at the moment that matters most", and I don't think he was referring to the Kannabi Bridge mission. So there's that weird conversation where Obito tells Kakashi that Rin is an impostor?!? I don't remember that dialogue anymore (I watched it with subtitles, so I really don't remember what I read years ago)

the only thing I understood was "Rin killed herself, so she's not the real Rin, she's just an impostor that this world created!" – Obito is so... crazy? logical? delirious that I couldn't keep up (I always rewatch the 4th war arc)

also, i'm thinking about it 🤔 i think obito might have been bitter towards Minato bc out of all team 7, Minato was the only one who got along in the end. get my drift: obito "died"; kakashi and rin were devastated and minato probably suffered too, but the anime only shows kakashi for most of the whole story, suffering much more. (unfortunately, the anime shows almost nothing of Rin and her personality. she's portrayed as... idk, easily disposable background character. we don't see anything about her dreams, her struggle to be a great ninja, we don't see her other friends or family... she's almost an empty character, even though she's important to the story of two big prominent characters.)

So back to the main focus: Obito "died"; Rin and Kakashi suffered, then Rin died and Kakashi was left to wallow in his guilt and pain, then Minato went and put a traumatized child in the ANBU. And we know that Obito was already spying on all of them. He certainly didn't like seeing Minato being a beloved hero, enjoying his laurel leaves after the war, so he fulfills his dream of being Hokage, marries his wonderful Kushina, plays house and has a child. In other words: Minato moves on while Obito doesn't (and Kakashi doesn't either). I bet that made Obito pretty angry. I can imagine his anger at Minato's good life. So he went there and ruined it all. 💁🏻‍♀️💀

Well, that's it. That's my theory (?) about why Obito summoned the Kyuubi at the graveyard that night.

So, what's your take on this?

How is kakashi even allowed to be a ninja anymore like how can he do ninja things when every time he goes to a village everyone is just like

This Kakashi motherfucker says the nastiest shit in bed but he gets shy asking for a forehead kiss like 🤨

1:33 AM comic for you freaks <3

@kakaobiweek 2020 || Day 6: Superhero/Villain / Scars

Naruto Shippuden 387 but I just made it gayer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.

These war criminals have no right to be so handsome. 🥴🔥

Cmon guys!

https://boosty.to/zlagenerator/posts/c7061c0c-5f5a-4819-962f-5d29cd2f2531?share=post_link

I like the idea that the Uchiha might not see Obito as one of them bc of his non-stereotypical appearance, but I don't think that's sustainable for long. You're forgetting important factors here: Obito has a pair of Sharingan that he can control (activate and deactivate) freely; no eye-stealer can do that.

2) Obito makes excessive use of Kamui and Mokuton, which naturally implies that he's well-accustomed and well-trained in it (by who? where? when?)

3) Let's not forget that Obito lived and was trained/indoctrinated by Uchiha Madara himself! This should definitely be taken into account. Stockholm syndrome is real. Obito has a lot of Madara's mannerisms and more, at some point someone (Madara himself) will notice this and ask questions.

Also, I like to imagine the countless political problems Obito poses just by existing lol

1) It's very easy for the Senju clan to decide that Tenzo belongs to them and that Sasuke clearly belongs to the Uchiha. On that, everyone agrees, but as for Obito? No one knows what to do with him or which clan should claim him. The Uchiha are very protective of the Sharingan and the Senju can't allow a bastard with Mokuton to be claimed by the Uchiha. The truth: neither of them are going to come to an agreement here. Another truth that is important to point out: Obito doesn't give a damn about them.

Also: imagine the drama in the Uchiha clan! The gossip that spreads among them is that Tajima had a son outside the clan! Because there's no way people would assume otherwise, Sasuke looks a lot like Izuna, he's also years younger. No one can assume anything about Obito and this drives both clans crazy! (Tobirama especially, he just doesn't pull his own hair out bc that's very inappropriate for someone like him) Hashirama is stressed, but secretly he's happy bc there are two other Mokuton users and he wants to be friends! (He never had a problem seeing outsiders as possible friends/allies. He's not freaking out like Tobirama. Also Hashi is a sneaky and cunning shinobi, he wants to use this situation to leverage his own plans towards Konoha. Now, if only Madara would stop acting like Tobirama and listen to him...)

Now let's talk about the time travelers. They all have problems, but I think Naruto and Sakura would be the worst bc they are much more attached to Konoha than the two Uchihas who are missing-nins, and the other three ANBUs who are used to long secret missions outside the Village. I believe Obito will be of extreme importance here, bc his experience as a long-time criminal will help all of them navigate this world full of clan wars, tension, distrust and sensitive alliances. The ANBUs are used to being without the Village and fending for themselves, but not for long. Therefore, no one says anything when Obito is making connections out there. Oh, other things I could ramble on about here, mainly about feelings, angst, obkk married and bamf, Tenzo and Sai being the only well-adjusted ones in the group, Team 7 and their own problems to solve; Uchihas being excitingly complicated; Kakashi just as complicated.

add 1: While Senju and Uchiha fight over the walking problem that Obito represents, said Uchiha is perfectly fine being a Hatake now.

add 2: Kakashi is being overcome by overwhelming feelings

This is mostly based on these three ideas I had circling in my little head please send help. 

Warring States Period - First Idea

Kaguya won in this timeline and only Team Seven survived, both past and present (Sakura, Naruto, Sai, Sasuke, Tenzo, Kakashi, and Obito (all in a total of seven :D)), and so they went into a new timeline as they used their last bit of Chakra to destroy their timeline so Kaguya will never escape and take over other dimensions 

Relationships 

ObKk because I somehow am in a toxic yaoi shipper cycle, god help

Sasuke and Sakura will stay together because I have a massive pin collection with amazing pins of these two so it made me biased

Naruto and Sai are without any partners since their timeline got fucked

Pray

Ok so let me go over some little details I like to have

Uchihas love so fucken deeply its not even funny so when their loved ones are threatened, all hell breaks loose,

Hatakes are a feral clan and while they are seen as “domestic” in modern times not so much in the Warring States, there are two reactions. One (stupid) people will try to fight them to scare them off (ha) or are scared to high heaven and back away from them

Hatakes have fangs and have habits like touching and calling their close ones pack and mate and pup if considered pack 

Yes all of his students are his pups and Tenzo is affectionately called a sapling once he realizes that is a THING for Senju’s to say to their young

Tenzo secretly loves it

But before he never said it out loud since, you know, trauma

Hatakes are territorial of their pack so if anyone messes with their pack when they can’t handle it you are going to wake up with your throat being ripped apart from Hatake teeth

Having a Hatake and Uchiha couple might be a pair made in shinobi heaven if I think in that sense

Fear them

Kakashi gives head pats like it is free candy

Everyone decided to have the Hatake clan symbol on them to place a barrier between them and other warring clans because no one likes to mess with Hatakes (only dumb people do, aka, the political greedy people)

Oh wait I found my plot!

Sakura is still considered a civilian during this time, with no family name or any of that sort since, back then, a civilian was too poor to have a last name, so she, alongside Sai, are now Hatake. 

Since Hatake’s have a pack mentality they do have the occasion of adopting outside their clan and giving their last name, however, there have been very few cases in which a clan outsider is adopted into the Hatake. Usually, this is issued to the clan head of that clan and things will get sorted out. But, because Sasuke, Naruto, and Tenzo are time travelers, no one knows of them nor are they official in the clan registry they don’t do that. 

 Bastard children if you will, and while it's possible for both Naruto and Tenzo that is going to be difficult to tell with Sasuke and Obito

So they decided not to use their last names in such situations unless officially asked if they were of [instert clan here] and just said they are by blood

After all, last names are a claim so they are careful to say they are a Uchiha, Uzumaki, or Senju

Do they claim them?

I mean no?????

Let's say no

They are blood-related but do not claim name, claim blood, not name. If named they are shipped to the clan’s compound and goodbye pack member. 

NOT ON KAKASHI’S WATCH

Ok so, timeline!

I’m gonna make it about maybe a year or more before the death of Inzuma

Just because I can and because tension is still there

But not THE tension if you know what I mean

I want Tobirama to feel like something is wrong with the Chakra signatures floating around but I want Hashirama to know first what the actual problem is with the forest warning him about a pack he should not cross

Why the forest?

Because they feel another person with the forest within them

Aka Tenzo

Case and point

They find Sasuke first by accident

It was a patrol of Senju who found him and immediately didn’t know what to do but they had to capture the thing because obviously it was a Uchiha

They corner him and they are about to catch him when the trees start to move

At first, they think it's their clan head who came to trap him 

But no

The branches are capturing THEM and leaving the Uchiha alone

So now they are confused

Confused they see a man with short chestnut hair come out from nowhere, take the Uchiha into his arms, and warns them that they shouldn't mess with a Hatake cub

And

Disappears

They promptly freak the fuck out

I'll add more later and edit more of my other two ideas cus I can. Nice to do a break on the dcxdp fandom not gonna lie.

I feel like a lot of people don't give Obito the respect he deserves, and mostly because they tend to disregard his actual reasons

There's a lot of jokes about Obito never getting over Rin, but many people actually think everything he ever did was indeed to see her again; and yes, while he does aim to see her again on Tsukuyomi, including talking about how the 'Rin of this world cannot be real, because to be real she had to be alive' that's not the actual reason for all he did.

Obito's story isn't supposed to be about a lover who lost his precious person, but about a man who lost all hope in the entire world, not just his world. Obito himself calls Kakashi out for thinking that all he did was because of him and Rin.

While, as a fictional history it may be easy for us to choose reality over ilusion, in the ninja world where everyone faces death everyday, you have to agree that the chance to live a happy, peaceful life, even if it's under a genjutsu, would be a choice many would choose. Hell, most people in our world would choose it as well.

Tldr: What made Obito rebel wasn't Rin's death, but the circumstances of the world that allowed it to happen.

he's a diva, a warlord, he does whatever he wants.

also: even better than the boobs and the white hair, are those horns of Juubito and his spikes with red flames

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time