Qhen I Was 14 I Had This Friend Of Mine That Tried To Kiss Me Multiple Times But I Was Too Slow To Catch

qhen i was 14 i had this friend of mine that tried to kiss me multiple times but i was too slow to catch her hints then like two months ago i was doing the dishes, me a 19yo being. i jusst realize. what the fuuuckkll she want3d to kiss me what the hell i thought she just wanted to see my cool exo love shot dance in that secretive closed bathroom where just the two of us could be alone for a wholementire class period what the actuall hell she layed her head in my shoulder i thought she was just tired then she would stare at me and i would be like oh yeah whatever i love jimin from bts hes very cool then at night alone in my room i would be very sad because i really wanted to have a girlfriend 14YO ME WHAT THE HELLLLL

yakumo the day he meet eiden

Dear diary

Today I saw a boy

And I wondered if he noticed me

He took my breath away

Dear diary

I can't get him off my mind

And it scares me

Cause I've never felt this way

No one in this world

Knows me better than you do

So diary I'll confide in you

Dear diary

Today I saw a boy

As he walked by I thought he smiled at me

And I wondered

Does he know what's in my heart

I tried to smile, but I could hardly breathe

Should I tell him how I feel

Or would that scare him away

Diary, tell me what to do

Please tell me what to say

Dear diary

One touch of his hand

Now I can't wait to see that boy again

He smiled

And I thought my heart could fly

Diary, do you think that we'll be more than friends?

I've got a feeling we'll be so much more than friends

trans: woman swears up and down that she received death threats from a talking rat. "it even told me i was a fucking bitch" . the woman said the rat could talk, called her a whore and even threatened to kill her.

sad thing twitter got banned in my country i really miss messy mushrooms... i miss a lot of artists actually

MESSY MUSHROOMS SENPAI I MISS YOU MESSY MUSHROOMS SENPAI

Messy_Mushrooms on Twitter your yakumond / edmond art brings me endless happiness,,,,,

"because you're resting on father olivine's lap and his tits are inches from your face while he looks at you like an angel." OK YOU GOT ME. LIKE REBLOG SHARE WRITE DOWN ON MY DIARY KICK FEET TWIST HAIR AROUND FINGER BLUSH

I love that Eiden is also a maid, and that the intimacy scenes seem to be taking place in the break room(s?) of the cafe like. imagine being a customer there. you and your buddy decide to check out a maid cafe because they're popular and for some reason father olivine is working there as a bunny maid? okay. wait actually. that's the grand sorcerer. and this guy looks a lot like the pictures you've seen of solaria's leader !? you don't know who the other guy is but you swear you've seen him with the grand sorcerer before so he must be important. why the hell are they working here!? it takes you a while to adjust but now you're enjoying a delicious sundae (and the bromides sitting in your pockets are going to become family heirlooms) and then you notice the grand sorcerer taking one of the other maids through a door marked staff only. you hear some banging noises and yep, those are definitely muffled moans. a while later they come out looking slightly disheveled but very blissed out. you get so horny imagining what went on in that room that you pass out. when you come to you're convinced you've died and gone to heaven because you're resting on father olivine's lap and his tits are inches from your face while he looks at you like an angel. with bunny ears. a few weeks later a trader proudly displays an image of DanDan on the market in solaria and the black market price for DanDan merch reaches exorbitant levels.

that maid cafe is going to have casualties.

I CANT STOP YAKUMOND BRAINROT