I Fear I May Have The Gift Of Sight. I Just Know Hes Gonna Quit. Wait Whens The Transfer Window Again?

I fear I may have the gift of Sight. I just know he’s gonna quit. Wait when’s the transfer window again? QUICK SOMEONE ENGLISH TELL ME IF WE ARE LOSING THE TALL ITALIAN MAN!

THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE PLATITUDE-SPEWING AUTHORITY FIGURE IN THIS LOCKER ROOM THANKYOUVERYMUCH

This is a shift, lads. This is a big shift. The sign is was? the front that Ted’s been putting up, and he’s done. He’s tired of that shit. It’s real now. The belief is inside. I mean right before the speech, we saw Ted successfully fucking COPE instead of hiding his pain. And he told Henry something REAL. This is a whole new ballgame, so to speak.

Now, about that Tedbecca scene—

The second half of the game was hard to watch, but do take a moment to imagine being SO COOL AND SO BELOVED THAT AN ARMY OF HIMBOS WOULD COMMIT UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES ON YOUR BEHALF.

UPDATE: my roommate said “except maybe joy” and it turns out that she’s the funniest person that ever lived.

If you take all the songs by Fleetwood Mac and all the songs by The Mountain Goats, then you’ve got all the songs. Every possible human experience is covered by these two discographies.

“The Mountain Goats are so esoteric and deep and poetic…” meanwhile:

the parallel of ted's lego nate and nate's ted figurine