Trick Or Treat!

Trick or treat!

lil something i did for halloween! a buddy of mine suggested doctor!penny and nurse!whitley for halloween. also, there’s been a drought for these two. 

The Shenanigans of the Evil Queen and the Black Sheep being in love

Weiss takes the realisation that they’re in love like any other depressed millennial meme lord: “Guess I’ll die.” Weiss distances themself from Vil, running from their true feelings for the Evil Queen of Pomefiore. 

Vil? Vil takes to it like a chicken that has lose its head. Vil? In love? With a dirty little racoon? That’s impossible. It’s impossible. ... Oh, gods, no, it’s possible. Vil cannot go to sleep at night. He is infatuated with the little black sheep! This can’t be happening! HE NEEDS HIS BEAUTY SLEEP. 

But if Vil cannot go to sleep at night, then neither can Weiss. 

Just as Weiss finds themself going to sleep, they hear a rendition of ‘I Won’t Fall in Love’ from Vil’s room. Which happens to be next to theirs. And nobody messes with the jealous and vindictive queen of Pomefiore. Well, none except Weiss. 

Weiss throws open the door to Vil’s room, screaming at Vil to stop and go the hell to sleep. But Vil throws back if he can’t go to sleep then neither can Weiss, nor anybody in the dorm. They all need to suffer with him. Weiss points out that a good sucker punch should do the trick and throws themself at the drama king. 

A bout of no sucker punches but much wrestling and struggling, the two are entangled in each other’s embraces, having fought each other to sleep, slumbering peacefully. Vil and Weiss refuse to acknowledge any and all canoodling. 

Unfortunately for them, Epel took pictures. And shared it with everyone. 

Just a speedpaint of my last post. The music is Rumours by Neffex. 

Ever needed to hear about mad dad birds with enormous feet? Try THESE on for size:

What’s that you say? These are clearly the feet of a dinosaur, not a bird? WHY NOT BOTH?

This is Australia’s very own dinosaur, the second-largest bird in the world, the emu. Say hi!

They roam around Australia making ‘wonk-wonk’ noises under their breath and glaring at everything. And the dads take care of the babies! They sit on the eggs…

They look after the tiny stripey adorable things….

They look after the less tiny less adorable things…

And they even look after the great big menacing things that are almost as big as they are.

But here’s the catch. All emus look pretty much alike. Especially when you are a tiny stripey adorable thing. All you can see of your dad is is great big dinosaur feet (see picture #1). So there is one very unrealistic thing about all the adorable terrifying dinosaur family photos above:

I have never seen an emu family in the wild where all the babies are the same size.

Here is the reason!

Emu dad and his emu babies are roaming about wonking and glaring at everyone. Suddenly emu dad sees another emu dad! A threat!

Emu dads do some display threats with dancing and bouncing and fluffing and… look, it’s very serious business, okay?

If this does not work to see off one emu they might progress to actual fighting.

Oops, sorry, you wanted the dignified version. Here, have some ART:

MAGNIFICENT.

Either way, this encounter will end up with one or both adult emus zooming away as fast as he can run. This is very fast.

This is the other thing they do besides wonking and glaring, by the way. They run. Fear the running emu.

Anyway, this leaves all the tiny and medium-sized and semi-large stripey things milling around making confused tiny “cheep? wonk?” noises and basically just following whichever pair of large feet they can find.

HI DAD

And so mostly when you see a male emu with a gaggle of youngsters at heel, they are all different sizes. Who knows whose they are? Not him! But he’s going to look after them anyway.

Fear him.

Unexpected Anime  Moment When A Character Reveals Their OP Power

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